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LisaGreen54 Joined Fri 10/10/14 Posts: 276	Fri 10/10/14 07:16 PM
I think it stops your balls from talking Omg can balls talk. I always. Wondered if a dick could whistle

1j9b6c5 Joined Wed 11/05/08 Posts: 3954	Fri 10/10/14 07:19 PM
I think it stops your balls from talking Omg can balls talk. I always. Wondered if a dick could whistle ...and if it could, would it be the theme from the Andy Griffith show?

LisaGreen54 Joined Fri 10/10/14 Posts: 276	Fri 10/10/14 07:21 PM
Wow that would be a long winded tune

technovative Joined Sat 03/01/14 Posts: 2644	Fri 10/10/14 07:31 PM
You are on a first date with the person you think is the "perfect one" What would they say or do that. would make you run for the door "My twin sister is waiting for you and I to join her up in our suite, here's a room key." I'd be running for that suite door!

ridewytepony Joined Sun 04/14/13 Posts: 3697	Fri 10/10/14 07:36 PM
I think it stops your balls from talking Omg can balls talk. I always. Wondered if a dick could whistle No they don't talk but they move around like an octopus

harleymanfromks Joined Sat 08/09/14 Posts: 10	Fri 10/10/14 08:01 PM
I've got 2 for ya. Both have happened to me. You meet the little woman and at least 3 times she says "if I only had a man live with me. I know with his check I could pay off my bills and get out of debt." The other one was "oh my profile picture? That's my daughter. I had her when I was 14 and we look a lot alike."

nicky2627 Joined Wed 10/08/14 Posts: 61	Fri 10/10/14 08:27 PM
chill

no1phD Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 27442	Fri 10/10/14 09:43 PM
could we hurry this along... I have another date in half an hour...

no1phD Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 27442	Fri 10/10/14 09:49 PM
... runs into the restaurant ,sits down beside you at the table.. puts his arm around you... and says.. okay when the police! get here. Just tell them I've been with you ..all day..ok..

Tryztan Joined Wed 08/14/13 Posts: 273	Fri 10/10/14 09:59 PM
- Your skin is going to look great on me. - I think I just got a boner - Hold on a second, I need a smoke etc etc

panchovanilla Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 5396	Fri 10/10/14 09:59 PM Edited by panchovanilla on Fri 10/10/14 10:04 PM
If he says he could gag me cause he is built like a donkey He could just mean that he is all azz.

ScrambledIggz Joined Wed 12/17/08 Posts: 44	Fri 10/10/14 10:28 PM
simpsons, regarding Moe's success with Russian models: "After Chernobyl, my penis fall off."

Awatersign Joined Wed 01/22/14 Posts: 3185	Sat 10/11/14 12:14 AM
You are on a first date with the person you think is the "perfect one" What would they say or do that. would make you run for the door Ummmm,how much do you make,lol some gold diggers are actually dumb enough to ask that question,

Awatersign Joined Wed 01/22/14 Posts: 3185	Sat 10/11/14 12:15 AM
"SOOOOOoooooo...my wife's real excited about meeting you, too!" Threeeeee some! (Orgy )

navygirl Joined Sat 06/02/07 Posts: 8118	Sat 10/11/14 08:17 AM
You are on a first date with the person you think is the "perfect one" What would they say or do that. would make you run for the door If he wanted to have sex with me on the first date; it would be the last date.

Torgo70 Joined Fri 06/27/08 Posts: 27387	Sat 10/11/14 08:22 AM
"I love Twilight."

no1phD Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 27442	Sat 10/11/14 08:46 AM
she thinks the water in the finger bowl ,is a soup...

no1phD Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 27442	Sat 10/11/14 08:55 AM
she orders a glass of coke ,and then Pours rum in it !.from A mickey she brought from home...

panchovanilla Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 5396	Sat 10/11/14 11:38 AM
I think it stops your balls from talking Omg can balls talk. I always. Wondered if a dick could whistle I heard...could be false info That if you blow into it hard enough You can make the butthole whistle.

no1phD Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 27442	Sat 10/11/14 11:40 AM
she insist that you ,meet at a all you can eat buffet... and then shows up with her six children...