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You are on a first date with the person you think is the "perfect one"
What would they say or do that. would make you run for the door |
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"SOOOOOoooooo...my wife's real excited about meeting you, too!"
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I've got this ball gag for you to wear to match my Jack Spaulding costume....
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Edited by
LisaGreen54
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Fri 10/10/14 06:44 PM
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Oh yeah had that happen before
dang I mean. About the wife. Thing |
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Ummm just what is a ball gag
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Well if she's got a wife and a ball-gag, I may not be running just yet.
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I've got this ball gag for you to wear to match my Jack Spaulding costume.... I only mentioned that one time. Sheesh! |
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Yes, that's a good one, too...
if he said, "Ummm just what is a ball gag"? I kid, I kid... |
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Pulp Fiction?
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I've got this ball gag for you to wear to match my Jack Spaulding costume.... I only mentioned that one time. Sheesh! It's okay, I found a better costume. <~~~~~see? |
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If he says he could gag me cause he is built like a donkey
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If he says he could gag me cause he is built like a donkey |
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I've got this ball gag for you to wear to match my Jack Spaulding costume.... I only mentioned that one time. Sheesh! It's okay, I found a better costume. <~~~~~see? Awesome! We match. |
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Well this thread certainly took a turn.
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If they pay more attention to the waitress
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"Would you like to join me in my room at the Bates Motel?"
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going on about their possessions talking about how hard they work on their appearance especially if it interferes with time they should spend with their kids wanting to discuss an interest that I tell him Im not interested in. taking my picture and sending it to his buddies. getting tanked parading me around in front of an ex |
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I think it stops your balls from talking
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I think it stops your balls from talking |
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going on about their possessions talking about how hard they work on their appearance especially if it interferes with time they should spend with their kids wanting to discuss an interest that I tell him Im not interested in. taking my picture and sending it to his buddies. getting tanked parading me around in front of an ex |
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