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Topic: What do women want??
bashajones Joined Fri 08/08/14 Posts: 7943	Wed 10/01/14 07:26 PM
(Test test) Heres you mac and Cheese Ms Not that kind of mac and cheese..... Lol..Exactly! Your consistent for sure, no curve balls or blue balls..lol that one sliped. So it went like this: Hers your mac n cheese Ms..just as you ordered. ."THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT". ...But you love 'em this way"? .."That was last week" I want the coloured macaroni" "But the coloured pasta is not out in mac n cheese yet" EXACTLY!!! Actually, it wasn't cheezy enough...hehe....

fleta_n_mach Joined Tue 06/24/14 Posts: 3509	Wed 10/01/14 07:42 PM
dill pickle chips and funyuns.

m3k4y Joined Tue 07/08/14 Posts: 13122	Wed 10/01/14 07:45 PM
I want to pet the op's dinosaur..lol

green407 Joined Fri 09/19/14 Posts: 1563	Thu 10/02/14 03:27 AM
I want to pet the op's dinosaur..lol can't have him, he's all mine ;)

ridewytepony Joined Sun 04/14/13 Posts: 3697	Thu 10/02/14 06:59 AM
Question: "What do women want?" . My weener. why yours, why not mine?? Sure why not yours too..its called choices Woman smile at you..or me, dont be confused to think they like you...they like men. Some have seen more �ockends than weekends. About making the large in Grimshaw. Again..choices. there is no place that booms like Alberta in North America. If everyone has money then why would money make a difference? It wouldn't unless you had nun, you know what is like to have Nun? yo..hiiii((((RIDE)))))) Oh good...between your scarry Halloween mask and my piss poor attitude I think we scared them all off. Good we can talk now. What was that you say its not a mask... screams like Maccaulay Calkin in "Home alone" AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH {{{Sherrie}}} me been silly, Hope your well girl My sweet cute funny friend((((Ride))))) I remember everyone used to say Pony..and I would always think Ride....fits... You know..like look at that ride! Or..Can I get a Ride?(thumbs out).. Well?..well..some days I would say no..others hanging on.. I am happy and blessed everyday I wake;)) The mask...shhhhh...I can wear my real face..it's close to Halloween I even get to clean the basement..without looking suspicious OK...My Ride is here..gotta go. {{Sherrie}} The mask..lol I am also blessed.."n that's what she said" "Ride" eh .. I usually say it in a different context 'Cuz there are 50 ways to Ride my lever 'Cuz there are 50 ways to Ride my lever Take it in the back Max Ride me on the stairs Clair With leather N lace Graaace And slide on my face 'Cuz there are 50 ways to Ride my lever 'Cuz there are 50 ways to Ride my lever Ride me in the duff muff Make a big slam Ann No need to discuuuuuss muuuch Just put me on my back pat and set my Pony free 'Cuz there are 50 ways to love my lever 'Cuz there are 50 ways to love my lever Its a little hairy Sherrie A little skin off your knees Leis Bend on the treeeeee leeeeigh then set the Pony free Cuz there are 50 ways to ride my level Just tell me the truth Ruth are we making juice Just spin on the swing and sing Don't worry about a thing Ok..take it on the chin Lynn and then we can beggin. Cuz there's 50 ways to love my lever Pony is just a metaphor for a DICKson so when they call me Pony there are calling me mames lol Names were changed to protect the innocent.

bashajones Joined Fri 08/08/14 Posts: 7943	Thu 10/02/14 09:05 AM
Exactly. I'm pretty sure I can't have a pet pterodactyl. And I really want one..... you wanted a BJ, you only get one request. lol Ha!... I can have as many requests as I want... I also want: A new black Beijo classic purse. A turkey sandwich with tons of mayo. To see the movie "Neighbors" or "Godzilla". A foot massage. A no-limit credit card. To live near the Mall of America. I want to visit every country in Europe. I want a sexy boss. I want a pink flying pony. An extra room in my house that I can turn into a library. A red Fiat......to be cont. cont....I want to be the Ruler of the Universe, and I want a bowl of macaroni and cheese. cont....fat-free delicious lasagna. Hell, woman wanna eat anything they want and not gain weight. A man who can cook...and clean. Cute plaid leggings for my cute new boots.

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24713	Thu 10/02/14 09:13 AM
Cook, clean, cry.....but kick azz when necessary right?

bashajones Joined Fri 08/08/14 Posts: 7943	Thu 10/02/14 09:18 AM
Exactly. I'm pretty sure I can't have a pet pterodactyl. And I really want one..... you wanted a BJ, you only get one request. lol Ha!... I can have as many requests as I want... I also want: A new black Beijo classic purse. A turkey sandwich with tons of mayo. To see the movie "Neighbors" or "Godzilla". A foot massage. A no-limit credit card. To live near the Mall of America. I want to visit every country in Europe. I want a sexy boss. I want a pink flying pony. An extra room in my house that I can turn into a library. A red Fiat......to be cont. cont....I want to be the Ruler of the Universe, and I want a bowl of macaroni and cheese. cont....fat-free delicious lasagna. Hell, woman wanna eat anything they want and not gain weight. A man who can cook...and clean. Cute plaid leggings for my cute new boots. Oh yeah. And floating candles in my bathtub...

bashajones Joined Fri 08/08/14 Posts: 7943	Thu 10/02/14 09:18 AM
Cook, clean, cry.....but kick azz when necessary right? You are correct.....

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24713	Thu 10/02/14 09:37 AM
Ok....Yah...and the shoes and other stuff too

the_mysterious Joined Thu 10/02/14 Posts: 6	Thu 10/02/14 09:40 AM
you want credit card simply :p

the_mysterious Joined Thu 10/02/14 Posts: 6	Thu 10/02/14 09:41 AM
hey peeps!1

green407 Joined Fri 09/19/14 Posts: 1563	Thu 10/02/14 12:47 PM Edited by green407 on Thu 10/02/14 12:49 PM
Question: "What do women want?" . My weener. why yours, why not mine?? Sure why not yours too..its called choices Woman smile at you..or me, dont be confused to think they like you...they like men. Some have seen more �ockends than weekends. About making the large in Grimshaw. Again..choices. there is no place that booms like Alberta in North America. If everyone has money then why would money make a difference? It wouldn't unless you had nun, you know what is like to have Nun? Yes I know whats it's like to have no money, and I know what it's like to have an abundance too. but it never made a difference. Cook, clean, cry.....but kick azz when necessary right? I do cook , I do clean, I even do my own laundry, last time I cried is when my grandmother passed, haven't needed to kick azz for a while.

green407 Joined Fri 09/19/14 Posts: 1563	Thu 10/02/14 12:52 PM
I have a picture of myself and my boys in drum standing underneath the..T Rex... I really like the museum there... and the landscape...

valtheponytail35 Joined Thu 09/11/14 Posts: 264	Thu 10/02/14 01:57 PM
To make you scream like a girl .. Lmao :-) Oh no, not you too. I knew a girl like that.

valtheponytail35 Joined Thu 09/11/14 Posts: 264	Thu 10/02/14 02:00 PM
Soo. if his wiener! is made out of beef and chicken beaks... ... what's in my . Ukrainian sausage.. You mean the one that can shoot down airplanes?

angel68111 Joined Wed 11/02/11 Posts: 254	Thu 10/02/14 05:26 PM
What I think is important is for a man to be himself to be honest about himself then a relationship can build on these foundations. As a woman I find it very hard to understand why a man will lie yes woman so it too but why a man would lie just to keep that woman love is meant to be happy about sharing emotions feelings so a woman wants to feel loved feel happy and have that trust cos with out these there is no relationship.

bashajones Joined Fri 08/08/14 Posts: 7943	Thu 10/02/14 09:50 PM Edited by bashajones on Thu 10/02/14 09:51 PM
Exactly. I'm pretty sure I can't have a pet pterodactyl. And I really want one..... you wanted a BJ, you only get one request. lol Ha!... I can have as many requests as I want... I also want: A new black Beijo classic purse. A turkey sandwich with tons of mayo. To see the movie "Neighbors" or "Godzilla". A foot massage. A no-limit credit card. To live near the Mall of America. I want to visit every country in Europe. I want a sexy boss. I want a pink flying pony. An extra room in my house that I can turn into a library. A red Fiat......to be cont. cont....I want to be the Ruler of the Universe, and I want a bowl of macaroni and cheese. cont....fat-free delicious lasagna. Hell, woman wanna eat anything they want and not gain weight. A man who can cook...and clean. Cute plaid leggings for my cute new boots. Oh yeah. And floating candles in my bathtub... cont.....a mailman that doesn't hit on me...

Happiness2U Joined Thu 06/19/14 Posts: 2504	Thu 10/02/14 10:42 PM
Whatever you think we want...only that's not it.

no1phD Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 27442	Thu 10/02/14 11:09 PM
women want your emotional support. they want you to be supportive of them.. . they want you to be strong.. . but not a brute... thay want you to be sensitive.. but not girly sensitive..lol.. . they want you to give 110 percent.. . because they give 120 percent... . they want you to be considerate and passionate.. . Thay want to know you're listening to their words.. and not just looking at their chest.. . but they do want you to look at their chest.. and. tell them that they look beautiful to you... and that they mean everything to you... and that there is nothing that you would not do... .. no mountain you would not move. no ocean you would not swim across. .. no dragon that you would not Slay.. .. if it would only merely brighten their day.... they want to feel the tenderness of your smile.. the warmth of your hand... as your fingers intertwine with theirs... . they want to know you care... .. but what do I know.. .. . .