Married for one nite

And you wonder why you got married......

A man and a woman, who have never met before, but are both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly...he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.

At 1:00 AM , the man leaned over and gently woke the wo man saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."

"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married."

"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.


"Good," she replied. "Get your own f--kin blanket!"


After a moment of silence, he farted....silently.

yep thats marriage for ya!!!

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

I would have been a gentleman and gotten up to get her one

awww dave you're too sweet...b

now that was a funny joke