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Guys mid 40'to mid 50's. Do you think we need younger woman because older woman just wont hold up to the energy and sexual aids that we have?
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Guys mid 40'to mid 50's. Do you think we need younger woman because older woman just wont hold up to the energy and sexual aids that we have? IN MOST CASES ITS NOT KEEPING UP ''ITS BECAUSE SHE IS BORED IT BECOMES SAMO SAMO SAMO---TOUCH THIS AND YOU GET |
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<---- Old Woman Who is A-OK With NOT Keeping Up With You Middle-Aged Men's Sexual AIDS.
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<---- Old Woman Who is A-OK With NOT Keeping Up With You Middle-Aged Men's Sexual AIDS. |
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<---- Old Woman Who is A-OK With NOT Keeping Up With You Middle-Aged Men's Sexual AIDS. |
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<---- Old Woman Who is A-OK With NOT Keeping Up With You Middle-Aged Men's Sexual AIDS. |
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Was reminded of this old commercial.
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A little Lube will do ya It's generally true that as women age, they may get drier; it is NOT a universal fact that as women age they dry up. Getting drier simply means that it may be possible for a man to make it the requisite 3 minutes from start to finish, instead of sliding off and ending up on the floor during his 5th upstroke. Jus' sayin'. |
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The Old Girl ain't What She use to be
Much more likely the Old Guy can't keep up, hence the aids. |
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Lubin up?
Hey, honey. If I'm not there when you're ready go ahead and prime th pump. |
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A little Lube will do ya It's generally true that as women age, they may get drier; it is NOT a universal fact that as women age they dry up. Getting drier simply means that it may be possible for a man to make it the requisite 3 minutes from start to finish, instead of sliding off and ending up on the floor during his 5th upstroke. Jus' sayin'. |
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The Old Girl ain't What She use to be
Much more likely the Old Guy can't keep up, hence the aids. |
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The Old Girl ain't What She use to be
Much more likely the Old Guy can't keep up, hence the aids. |
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The Old Girl ain't What She use to be
Much more likely the Old Guy can't keep up, hence the aids. I have a box full of those. Just haven't been offered a receptacle to use them with. Good chance for next week. |
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Edited by
mrld_ii
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Thu 09/25/14 07:20 AM
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well you have to consider what mental exercises the man had to go through to try to get The Old Gal started. Just sayin You middle-aged men pretend you're having sex with Johnny Depp instead, too?!? Awwww, see...middle-aged men and middle-aged women aren't so far apart, after all!!! |
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I have a box full of those. Just haven't been offered a receptacle to use them with. Good chance for next week. You silver-tongued, smooth-talking devil, you!!! When you refer to us as a "receptacle", is it your intent that we should see ourselves as a "recycled trash bin" or more like a "c** dumpster"? |
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I have a box full of those. Just haven't been offered a receptacle to use them with. Good chance for next week. You silver-tongued, smooth-talking devil, you!!! |
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@ willing2:
Awwww...is THAT the reason you posted your "receptacle" comment...you were simply looking for a little more of my online attention? Good to know. |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zc4XVLpyHSI @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@Sing along@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ The Old Gray Mare Written By: Unknown Copyright Unknown The old gray mare, She ain't what she used to be Ain't what she used to be, Ain't what she used to be The old gray mare, She ain't what she used to be Many long years ago. Many long years ago, Many long years ago, The old gray mare, She ain't what she used to be Many long years ago. The old gray mare, She kicked on the whiffletree, Kicked on the whiffletree, Kicked on the whiffletree The old gray mare, She kicked on the whiffletree Many long years ago. Many long years ago, Many long years ago, The old gray mare, She kicked on the whiffletree Many long years ago. |
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