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      i'm innocent , I swear!
     
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      I think she was blowing gum in a no blowing gum park! the bi-atch!
 
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      she was stealing food from the homelss and giving it to the rich!!!
 
  then tried to bribe the police with the same food... she is in big trouble...  | 
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      arrested for being a chicken plucking chicken feather pluckerer
     
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      How the hell do I top that one?  
    
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      I know you have it in you, for god's sake I know you steel old ladies sun glasses and that's why you got arrested
     
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      I know you have it in you, for god's sake I know you steel old ladies sun glasses and that's why you got arrested
     
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      mattress tag vandalism
     
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      it's true I confess. but never ever take it off the pillow, serious!
     
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      Okay....so TMZ reported that you mooned a priest and then proceeded to sing "I'm a little tea pot"......the cops loved your rendition of the song but they still had to book ya.  
    
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      they only booked me because thay wanted to hear the seccond chorus
     
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      oops should have said 2nd
     
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     they only booked me because thay wanted to hear the seccond chorus Ummmmm......this ain't Cop Rock. (And if you remember that short lived show then you rock).   
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      damn, don't want to not rock, but think I'm gonna get arrested for not rockin'
     
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      Rock away mantaray......wearing those cuffs......while singing I'm a little tea pot.....ENCORE!
     
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      I think you were arrested for not knowing how to wear a cap on your head
     
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      Indecent assault, with a wet noodle..
     
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      For smoking cannabis on the roof of his car parked in public area and being butt-naked.
     
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      For not having a haircut 
    
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