A: What do you call a deer with no eyes?
B: No idea. (No Eye Deer.)

A: What do you call a dead deer with no eyes?
B: Still no idea.

A: Meet my new born brother.
B: Oh, he is so handsome! What's his name?
A: I don't know. I can't understand a word he says.



Q: When does the (English) alphabet have only 25 letters?
A: At Christmas time, because it is the time of Noel. (No L)



Q: What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?
A: An envelope.


Q: If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?
A: Wet.


Q: What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?
A: A stick.



Q: Where do you find giant snails?
A: On the ends of their fingers.
(Giants' nails.)



Q: What travels around the world and stays in a corner?
A: A stamp.


Q: What is white when it's dirty and black when it's clean?
A: A blackboard.



These need to be written.
Q: What do you call a pig with three eyes?
A: A piiig.

Q: What goes Oh, Oh, Oh?
A: Santa Claus walking backwards.


Q: What do elephants have that no other animal has?
A: Baby elephants.


Depending on where you live, students will enjoy this one.
Q: What do you call a hippie's wife?
A: Mississippi.



Q: What did the ocean say to the beach?
A: Nothing, it just waved!

cute tom!!

lol awsome tom

Q:how do you get out of a house with no doors and no windows?

A: you run around and around untill your all pooped out.


Q: how do you get out of a house with no doors no windows just a mirror and a table?

A: you look in the mirror you see what you saw, you take the saw cut the table in half, 2 halfs make a whole, you crawl out the whole.

the kids in my day care love these jokes

Thanks for the chuckle

i love one liners,

Nurse: Doctor, there's an invisible man in the waiting room.

Doctor: Tell him I can't see him.