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warriors(US Military)
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All of you are the most brave, courageous, dedicated people on the planet. Godspeed and thank you for your service!
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Perv!!
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That was funny! Talk about an anti-climax!
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I drive a concrete mixer truck and make union scale which is 25/hr. In any other state that would be cool but here in california where the average price of a house is half a million bucks and gas is about 2.80/gal etc. it's barely a comfortable living. At least I get benefits.
Forget the superficial gold diggers Bear. The next time someone asks you a money question, don't even dignify it with a response. |
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true story
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A young woman was in the ER for an emergency appendectomy.
While preparing her for surgery, the doctor noticed she had dyed her pubic hair green and had a tattoo that said "Keep off the grass". In the recovery room she woke up and saw a note on her bandage that said "Sorry, I had to mow the lawn" |
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Parking Space
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Ol' man O'hara was late for an appointment and was looking for a parking space. He went around the block 3 times and finally looked up and said "God if you find me a parking space, I'll quit drinking whiskey, stop cussing, and quit cheating".
Just then a car pulls out. As he's backing into the parking space he looks up and says "Never mind God, I found one". |
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In my pants game
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AMERICAN PIE in my pants
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In my pants game
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ANYTIME in my pants
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In my pants game
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FUN, FUN, FUN in my pants
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In my pants game
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CALIFORNIA GIRLS in my pants
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In my pants game
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SOMETHING in my pants
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In my pants game
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Let it be in my pants
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More corny one liners
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Nurse: Doctor, there's an invisible man in the waiting room.
Doctor: Tell him I can't see him. |
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Who is still up?
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about an hour, not far at all. I'm off tomorrow so I get to stay up late tonite! Lucky me!
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Who is still up?
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There you are, Rapunzel. Close by? I haven't read your bio yet. Where are you?
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Who is still up?
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well try to have a good dy anyway
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Who is still up?
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What a drag!
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Who is still up?
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Your smiley looks sleepy kater!
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Topic:
Who is still up?
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Hi Rap, I'm up how ya doing?
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