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Topic: What's going on?
bashajones Joined Fri 08/08/14 Posts: 7943	Tue 09/02/14 09:28 AM
You hear a funny beeping noise in your trunk. When you open it, you find me tied up. I'm wearing flippers and a helmet that lights up, and there's a monkey sleeping next to me. What the F is going on?

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24713	Tue 09/02/14 09:32 AM
tarded zookeep scuba diver

coolrohit430 Joined Mon 10/21/13 Posts: 67	Tue 09/02/14 09:43 AM
You hear a funny beeping noise in your trunk. When you open it, you find me tied up. I'm wearing flippers and a helmet that lights up, and there's a monkey sleeping next to me. What the F is going on? Hangover??

Pinkbunny43 Joined Sun 05/12/13 Posts: 26547	Tue 09/02/14 09:45 AM
You hear a funny beeping noise in your trunk. When you open it, you find me tied up. I'm wearing flippers and a helmet that lights up, and there's a monkey sleeping next to me. What the F is going on? knew I forgot something ........that was some party

eric22t Joined Wed 08/13/14 Posts: 27928	Tue 09/02/14 09:46 AM
you listened to the monkey AGAIN

ciretom Joined Wed 06/18/14 Posts: 4953	Tue 09/02/14 10:40 AM
What the F is going on? It's Tuesday? Your meds wore off? The Saudi's are going to be mad I opened the trunk? The smoke detector in my car needs its battery replaced?

Criollo99 Joined Thu 05/09/13 Posts: 1676	Tue 09/02/14 10:46 AM
I thought we were NOT discussing our personal matters here Jones!? What gives!!!!????

bashajones Joined Fri 08/08/14 Posts: 7943	Tue 09/02/14 10:51 AM
Quit looking at me like that, and get me out of here....

Criollo99 Joined Thu 05/09/13 Posts: 1676	Tue 09/02/14 11:13 AM
Quit looking at me like that, and get me out of here.... Please everyone, DO NOT HELP HER! She will loose the game if u do! And besides, that's not the safe word!?

MariahsFantasy Joined Mon 11/28/11 Posts: 6593	Tue 09/02/14 12:08 PM
Got inspired by Half Baked?

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48950	Tue 09/02/14 12:16 PM
You hear a funny beeping noise in your trunk. When you open it, you find me tied up. I'm wearing flippers and a helmet that lights up, and there's a monkey sleeping next to me. What the F is going on? While drunk, you crashed a party that monkeys were having. So, they tied you up and put you in the trunk of a passing car. One of the monkeys remained with you, with the goal of tossing you out of the trunk once you were far away from the party, but he fell asleep.

Criollo99 Joined Thu 05/09/13 Posts: 1676	Tue 09/02/14 12:30 PM
You hear a funny beeping noise in your trunk. When you open it, you find me tied up. I'm wearing flippers and a helmet that lights up, and there's a monkey sleeping next to me. What the F is going on? While drunk, you crashed a party that monkeys were having. So, they tied you up and put you in the trunk of a passing car. One of the monkeys remained with you, with the goal of tossing you out of the trunk once you were far away from the party, but he fell asleep. Dammit... they know!?

bashajones Joined Fri 08/08/14 Posts: 7943	Tue 09/02/14 12:30 PM
You hear a funny beeping noise in your trunk. When you open it, you find me tied up. I'm wearing flippers and a helmet that lights up, and there's a monkey sleeping next to me. What the F is going on? While drunk, you crashed a party that monkeys were having. So, they tied you up and put you in the trunk of a passing car. One of the monkeys remained with you, with the goal of tossing you out of the trunk once you were far away from the party, but he fell asleep. Why on earth would he wanna toss me out?.....

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48950	Tue 09/02/14 12:32 PM
You hear a funny beeping noise in your trunk. When you open it, you find me tied up. I'm wearing flippers and a helmet that lights up, and there's a monkey sleeping next to me. What the F is going on? While drunk, you crashed a party that monkeys were having. So, they tied you up and put you in the trunk of a passing car. One of the monkeys remained with you, with the goal of tossing you out of the trunk once you were far away from the party, but he fell asleep. Why on earth would he wanna toss me out?..... Because the car was from out of state. The monkeys didn't want you to end up in a different state.

bashajones Joined Fri 08/08/14 Posts: 7943	Tue 09/02/14 12:32 PM
You hear a funny beeping noise in your trunk. When you open it, you find me tied up. I'm wearing flippers and a helmet that lights up, and there's a monkey sleeping next to me. What the F is going on? While drunk, you crashed a party that monkeys were having. So, they tied you up and put you in the trunk of a passing car. One of the monkeys remained with you, with the goal of tossing you out of the trunk once you were far away from the party, but he fell asleep. Dammit... they know!? You have a big monkey mouth...

bashajones Joined Fri 08/08/14 Posts: 7943	Tue 09/02/14 12:36 PM
You hear a funny beeping noise in your trunk. When you open it, you find me tied up. I'm wearing flippers and a helmet that lights up, and there's a monkey sleeping next to me. What the F is going on? While drunk, you crashed a party that monkeys were having. So, they tied you up and put you in the trunk of a passing car. One of the monkeys remained with you, with the goal of tossing you out of the trunk once you were far away from the party, but he fell asleep. Why on earth would he wanna toss me out?..... Because the car was from out of state. The monkeys didn't want you to end up in a different state. Oh...makes sense...lol...

Criollo99 Joined Thu 05/09/13 Posts: 1676	Tue 09/02/14 12:40 PM Edited by Criollo99 on Tue 09/02/14 01:27 PM
You have a big monkey mouth... True story?!

no1phD Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 27442	Tue 09/02/14 03:13 PM Edited by no1phD on Tue 09/02/14 03:27 PM
. well to explain this! we have to.. back the time line ,.up a bit... . to yesterday afternoon... . you see, you just got a new job at the local zoo... wear I hired you. to stand as the crossing guard, in the penguin exhibit... hence the flippers and the flashing helmet... .. which you acquired out of the trunk of my car.. .. don't ask!! why they're in my trunk.lol.. Now during your lunch break !you..went over to the monkey exhibit... and for whatever reason.. . You began, teasing them with a banana... and you know what you women can do with a banana right...lol... well this got the monkeys so worked up.. that at the end of the day they followed you back to my car.. . and ambushed you.. but what yourself! and the monkeys.. failed to notice.. was that the gorillas ,were watching your performance as well... .. and they followed the monkeys. . to my car... well when the monkeys saw the gorillas... they scattered..and . you were so over come with fear, or excitement...lol.. that you fainted.. ... and landed right on top of one of the poor little monkeys.. knocking. him out.. well the Gorillaz !!.plan was to. . tie you up, and take you back to their padock... but right about the time they had you tied up.. I sent my very hot ,secretary.. out to fetch the flippers and helmet.. so her and I could . play deep sea diver,, and the lighthouse... well when the Gorillaz saw her coming.. they panic... put you and the monkey in the trunk of my car.. my secretary did not see them do this.. but she did notice the Gorillaz.. and sounded the alarm... well by the time we got them. back in there sanctuary.. . I was too exhausted for flippers and helmet play... which puts me at the foot of my trunk... looking down at this very hilarious site... of you wearing flippers a flashing helmet.. . and a monkey.. holding a banana.. . in the trunk.of my car...lmao.. . . . . . . . .

Pinkbunny43 Joined Sun 05/12/13 Posts: 26547	Tue 09/02/14 03:19 PM Edited by Pinkbunny43 on Tue 09/02/14 03:59 PM
well done

Happiness2U Joined Thu 06/19/14 Posts: 2504	Tue 09/02/14 03:56 PM
You hear a funny beeping noise in your trunk. When you open it, you find me tied up. I'm wearing flippers and a helmet that lights up, and there's a monkey sleeping next to me. What the F is going on? Family reunion.