>>1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda.

>>2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die?

>>1st woman: I froze to death.

>>2nd woman: How horrible!

>>1st woman: It wasn't so bad.
After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy,
and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?

>>2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack.
I suspected that my husband was cheating,
so I came home early to catch him in the act.
But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.

>>1st woman: So, what happened?

>>2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere
that I started running all over the house looking.
I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement.
Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds.
I kept this up until I had looked everywhere,
>>and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over
with a heart attack and died.

>>1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer...
we'd both still be alive today.

LMAO that was good

LMAO!!! that's hilarious!!!

good one!

Lmao

r u sure they are in heaven

i reckon some forgiveness was involved :>

I've seen alot of dumb jokes on here but that one was actually funny. Thanks for breaking the curse. lol.

Yeah Walker I kinda thought the same thing....but I got a laugh out of it anyway!

omg thats funny , you know why its even funnier cus my name is wanda

that was like breakfast good way to start the day