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Topic: Cause and Effect
Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24709	Thu 08/28/14 12:53 PM
Saw your hair before. You're being redundant in the sexy department. MUUUUAAAHHHHHH...... 2 sentences. Ya fecktard.

bashajones Joined Fri 08/08/14 Posts: 7943	Thu 08/28/14 12:59 PM
Saw your hair before. You're being redundant in the sexy department. MUUUUAAAHHHHHH...... 2 sentences. Ya fecktard. Reads last comment. Slaps Beach for it....hehe

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24709	Thu 08/28/14 01:02 PM
Puts one hand on left knee, with other hand two fingers over pouty lips, and sticks butt out. Feels compelled to ask, "Have I been....naughty?"

bashajones Joined Fri 08/08/14 Posts: 7943	Thu 08/28/14 01:24 PM
Puts one hand on left knee, with other hand two fingers over pouty lips, and sticks butt out. Feels compelled to ask, "Have I been....naughty?" Sees Beach in ridiculous pose. Feels compelled to laugh my azz off...

jimmorrisoncutthroat Joined Thu 07/10/14 Posts: 246	Thu 08/28/14 01:36 PM
Got a new Friend.. feeling happy..:)

fleta_n_mach Joined Tue 06/24/14 Posts: 3509	Thu 08/28/14 01:45 PM
me too, groupies, abound.

bashajones Joined Fri 08/08/14 Posts: 7943	Thu 08/28/14 02:17 PM
Went to Walmart for milk. Spent $48.

Leigh2154 Joined Sun 10/02/11 Posts: 16479	Thu 08/28/14 03:40 PM
Furnace stops working>>>>I call heating and cooling company>>>>Owner jots down my name and number on a post it note>>>>Wife finds post it note>>>>Cop delivers subpoena.. Seems the heating and cooling guy was in the middle of a nasty divorce and the wife was looking for evidence..

Jarsno Joined Wed 12/07/11 Posts: 6283	Thu 08/28/14 03:47 PM
Turned on Food Network. Learned to make English muffin grilled cheese.

willing2 Joined Sun 06/08/08 Posts: 20221	Thu 08/28/14 04:14 PM
Found Ms Leigh. She has my heart. I know it would never be. And that's okay with me. The friend I found. Means the world to me.

bashajones Joined Fri 08/08/14 Posts: 7943	Thu 08/28/14 04:19 PM
Took a bite of red velvet cake. Couldn't stop eating it...

Leigh2154 Joined Sun 10/02/11 Posts: 16479	Thu 08/28/14 04:27 PM
Found Ms Leigh. She has my heart. I know it would never be. And that's okay with me. The friend I found. Means the world to me. Forever friend that's what you are.... You make me smile, you hang my star... (((((Chris)))))

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24709	Thu 08/28/14 04:30 PM
Took a bite of red velvet cake. Couldn't stop eating it... Had a lick of a similar taco. Same problem.

Pinkbunny43 Joined Sun 05/12/13 Posts: 26547	Thu 08/28/14 04:35 PM
read the above post......and spit out my drink laughing

willing2 Joined Sun 06/08/08 Posts: 20221	Thu 08/28/14 04:38 PM
Been staining trim all day. Didn't realize I was stoned off the stain.

Leigh2154 Joined Sun 10/02/11 Posts: 16479	Thu 08/28/14 04:41 PM
Been staining trim all day. Didn't realize I was stoned off the stain. How'd you finally figure it out?

bashajones Joined Fri 08/08/14 Posts: 7943	Thu 08/28/14 04:48 PM
LMAO!!....Okay, this is great.

Leigh2154 Joined Sun 10/02/11 Posts: 16479	Thu 08/28/14 04:51 PM
Cause and effect ... How many mingle members does it take to change a light bulb? 1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed. 14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently. 7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs. 27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs. 53 to flame the spell checkers. 41 to correct spelling/grammar flames. 6 to argue over whether it is a lightbulb or a light bulb ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as ***-retentive 2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is a lamp 15 know-it-alls who claim they* were in the industry, and that light bulb is perfectly correct. 156 to email the participant as ISPs complaining that they are in violation of their acceptable use policy 109 to post that this group is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb group 203 to demand that cross posting to hardware forum, off-topic forum, and lightbulb group about changing light bulbs be stopped. 111 to defend the posting to this group saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this group. 306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique, and what brands are faulty. 27 to post URL where one can see examples of different light bulbs. 14 to post that the URL was posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL 3 to post about links they found from the URL that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group. 33 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add .. Me too 12 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy. 19 to quote Me too 4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ. 44 to ask what is a FAQ 4 to say didnt we go through this already a short time ago? 143 to say do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs 1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again BOOM, BAM, THANK YOU MAM... ROFLMAO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...

willing2 Joined Sun 06/08/08 Posts: 20221	Thu 08/28/14 04:52 PM
Been staining trim all day. Didn't realize I was stoned off the stain. How'd you finally figure it out? After seeing your picture. I was awash in love with you. Had to yell it to the seven seas.

willing2 Joined Sun 06/08/08 Posts: 20221	Thu 08/28/14 04:54 PM
Cause and effect ... How many mingle members does it take to change a light bulb? 1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed. 14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently. 7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs. 27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs. 53 to flame the spell checkers. 41 to correct spelling/grammar flames. 6 to argue over whether it is a lightbulb or a light bulb ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as ***-retentive 2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is a lamp 15 know-it-alls who claim they* were in the industry, and that light bulb is perfectly correct. 156 to email the participant as ISPs complaining that they are in violation of their acceptable use policy 109 to post that this group is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb group 203 to demand that cross posting to hardware forum, off-topic forum, and lightbulb group about changing light bulbs be stopped. 111 to defend the posting to this group saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this group. 306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique, and what brands are faulty. 27 to post URL where one can see examples of different light bulbs. 14 to post that the URL was posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL 3 to post about links they found from the URL that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group. 33 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add .. Me too 12 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy. 19 to quote Me too 4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ. 44 to ask what is a FAQ 4 to say didnt we go through this already a short time ago? 143 to say do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs 1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again Still stoned. Had the urge to quote this and share it on Twitter and FB.