Topic: How to Make a Woman Happy
uk1971's photo
Wed 09/26/07 04:34 PM
It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:

1. a friend
2 a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked
2. Bring food

devil glasses bigsmile

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Wed 09/26/07 04:53 PM
laugh laugh laugh

Jessicaannbooth's photo
Wed 09/26/07 04:54 PM
that's hilarious... but true!

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Wed 09/26/07 04:55 PM
you forgot ONE.... have a strap on ATM MACHINE ON YOUR BACK.

richelle_b24's photo
Wed 09/26/07 05:03 PM
Someones done their research. . . lol

richelle_b24's photo
Wed 09/26/07 05:03 PM
Someones done their research. . . lol

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Wed 09/26/07 05:19 PM
ROFLMAO good one.. I don't need or wnat all those things just the one where he treat me like a lady is all I want..

shirley

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Wed 09/26/07 07:39 PM
the voice of lowered expectations speaks. ROTFL

blonderockermom's photo
Wed 09/26/07 07:47 PM
laugh laugh good one, and so true!!:smile: flowerforyou

trustingfate's photo
Fri 09/28/07 03:39 AM
I remember when I wanted those things...now I'd settle for someone who takes the garbage out!

coco56's photo
Fri 09/28/07 05:05 AM
laugh laugh laugh

Mundote's photo
Fri 09/28/07 06:14 AM
Excellent! laugh drinker

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Fri 09/28/07 07:57 AM
that was good, I didn't know that you could make a woman happy, but now I know I was wrong. if that's all I have to do, no problem. lol