A 76-year-old man goes for a physical. All of his tests come back with normal results. The doctor says, "Harry, everything looks great. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?"

Harry replies, "God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so he's fixed it so when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, poof! The light goes on. When I'm done, poof! the light goes off."

"Wow, that's incredible," the doctor says. A little later in the
day, the doctor calls Harry's wife. "Ethel," he says, "Harry is doing fine! But I had to call you because I'm in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night and poof! the light goes on in the bathroom, and when he's done, poof! the light goes off?"

"Oh my God!" Ethel exclaims.




"He's pissing in the fridge again!

I don't know where you get these jokes at, but they are great!! You've made me laugh a lot today and I really needed it!! Thanx

I HAVE SOOO MANY OF THEM I WOULD HAVE U IN STITCHES...
SHAME I CAN ONLY POST THEM, AS MY DELIVERY SUCKS... LOL

ENJOY~ FRAN

very cute fran

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