THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER

Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining
to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.
"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds"
Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. "How long will this take?" I asked.
"They will grow larger over a period of years," my husband replies. I stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?"
Without missing a beat he says "Worked for your butt, didn't it?"
He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again although he will probably continue to take his meals through a straw.
Stupid, stupid man.

Ooops! Sorry wrong section!

big tat-tas are a curse indisguise

Well....I think it's funnier than hell!

Way too funny!!!!

I'm with FreshMountainAir and prettynormal

funnier than sh!t!!!!

Thanks ladies, I got this in an email this afternoon and wanted to share it. I thought it was funny, too.