....then this is my 5000th post.

So what happens now? Gold watch? Cruise to the Mediterranean? New shoelaces? Arby's coupons? Come on, this has to be worth something....

OK, so ever since the voodoo guy told me that I would have to reach 5000 posts before a certain person would ever talk to me, I have been wondering if he was right or not. Now I guess we will find out.

Oh, and for those of you have e-mailed me about the profile, I did another update today. Not about the 5000 posts, it's just more of the same old crap, but there are a couple of funny lines about people who post pics with more than one person in them. If you liked the old profile, you'll like the update. If not, oh well, it's there, you know?

*still hiding under the table*

WOOOO-HOOOOOOO!!! you made it to 5,000!!!!!!!

Hooray for Lex!!!!!


I past that number a while ago....

Lee -- No balloons or nothing.

It's like when Criswell predicted the world would end on August 18, 1999. And then it didn't. Of course he was dead by then, so nobody really got to make fun of him.

We need a cake and 5 000 candles, and an elephant and a marching band!!!

Awwww...I dunno, you gave me hours of enjoyment...

Then again, the other thread title said it all.

How about 5000 cakes and one candle? More practical anyway, especially what with the trip to Saturn and all.

Eileen, I had no idea you had so many posts! It seems like just yesterday when you wandered in here for the first time and we were talking about Bob Saget and Kimmy Gibbler!

You turn around and they're all grown up....and they have more posts than you. Jeez, I feel like a rookie here....

Happy 5000th Post!!

I still think combininsg all 5000 posts would still be shorter than your profile text...

Bob Saget.....Kimmy Gibler....frisbee playing deer...and llama spit!!!


I guess I just can't keep my fingers off my keyboard....and you were the one who told to me to start posting!!

Bay, I don't know, I have written some really long posts here -- there's a chapter from my book in there, and a complete short story --

Lee -- Thank you for the kind words -- nothing means more to a writer than hearing that someone got something out of those written words --



Eileen -- Yeah, that's right, I WAS the one who told you start posting! And see, I was right for once!!

hahahaha geeeeeeeeeeeez I must talk alot cause I should get the diamond ring/cruise.............

Lex, your profile rocks!

Perhaps a booth for drinks and popcorn wouldn't go astray...

And the park girl...I hope she likes the number 5000 plus...

STALK

Spell check! *combining!


I was given a set of luggage for my 5-year anniversary at work. Hmmm...I wonder how that translates into 'number of posts'?? Maybe Mike or Van will give you a duffle bag to use when you visit all the non-locals you've been so interested in lately!

I hope it's a BIG bag because I will need to carry a lot of stuff to go 897,000 miles!

hands u a gold medal... what do u get for a 1000 lol

I travel light when riding shotgun.

(Helium helps)

Eileen -- If only the world had more stalkers like you....!

Cajun -- I can't even remember my 1000th post, but I think it was somewhere around the middle of 1947....!

Lee -- Helium makes your voice funny, though....!!

ridding shotgun lol