Willie Nelson, iconic country and western singer, on his 75th birthday wrote this poem. Words of wisdom from that famous philosopher, a deep thinker, and a highly intelligent person. Only a man with such wisdom and maturity could be so concise and succinct in phrasing his feeling at this turning point in his life. So simple, yet so profound! He simple put it, "I have outlived my pecker."

The Penis Poem

My nookie days are over,
My pilot light is out.
What used to be my sex appeal,
Is now my water spout.
Time was when, on its own accord,
From my trousers it would spring.
But now I've got a full time job,
To find the little' thing.
It used to be embarrassing,
The way it would behave.
For every single morning,
It would stand and watch me shave.
Now as old age approaches,
It sure gives me the blues.
To see it hang it's little head,
And watch me tie my shoes!!

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Go Willie :-)

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