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Topic: Elderly Couple Texting
uk1971 Joined Tue 04/10/07 Posts: 22015	Sun 08/10/14 02:43 AM
An elderly couple had just learned how to send text messages on their mobile phones. The wife was a romantic type and the husband was more of a no-nonsense guy. One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee. She decided to send her husband a romantic text message and she wrote: "If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you." The husband texted back to her: "I'm taking a dump.. Please advise."

mikey5360 Joined Wed 04/23/14 Posts: 26096	Sun 08/10/14 02:55 AM


Datwasntme Joined Fri 07/25/14 Posts: 9701	Sun 08/10/14 04:01 AM
lmao

Ouizee Joined Sat 08/18/12 Posts: 4080	Sun 08/10/14 04:25 PM
TOO funny!!! Uk, we sure did miss you and your wit! Welcome back!

Cutiepieforyou Joined Wed 10/17/07 Posts: 43085	Sun 08/10/14 05:13 PM


motowndowntown Joined Wed 11/19/08 Posts: 21804	Sun 08/10/14 05:32 PM
Now that there is fuuuunnnnnyyyy.

IMXenia Joined Sun 08/10/14 Posts: 29	Tue 08/12/14 05:37 PM

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