Funny but totally can't be true!




The police arrested Patrick Lawrence, 22 year old white male,

in a pumpkin patch 11:38 p.m. on Friday night.



On Monday, at the Gwinnett County courthouse, Lawrence was charged with

lewd and lascivious behavior, public indecency, and public intoxication.



The suspect explained that as he was passing a pumpkin patch on his way home from a drinking session when he decided to stop, "You know how a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and

there was no one around for miles or at least I thought there wasn't anyone

around" he stated in a telephone interview.



Lawrence went on to say that he pulled over to the side of the road, picked

out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purpose, cut a hole in it,

and proceeded to satisfy his alleged 'need.' "Guess I was really into it,

you know?" he commented with evident embarrassment.



In the process of doing the deed, Lawrence failed to notice an

approaching police car and was unaware of his audience until officer Brenda

Taylor approached him.



"It was an unusual situation, that's for sure," said officer Taylor.



"I walked up to Lawrence and he's just banging away at this pumpkin."

Officer Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached

Lawrence .





"I said, "Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you're having sex with a

pumpkin?"



He froze and was clearly very surprised that I was there, and then he

looked me straight in the face and said.....



"A pumpkin? ..... is it midnight already??"

oh man...

oh my

LMAO

That is sooooo...funny!

thats a good one

so funny

Actually that did happen to someone that lives down here exccept the wording was more appropriate, but yeah its funni.

sic

but, I love you anyway....nu2topcat

LMAO.

DAWN SKY...



how was the wedding?????