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And already women are giving me smiles and sneaky looks. Yeah, hookers tend to do that when they are trying to attract a client. |
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I usually say! are you just window shopping!! are would you prefer a test drive !! before you buy .. ...sorry I was actually looking at the sleaker, faster model behind you.... . sure sure they look good... . but when you put the pedal to the metal... they just blow a head gasket on you.. and leave you high and dry.. . domestic never lets you down.. . you can drive the wheels off of domestic... |
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I usually say! are you just window shopping!! are would you prefer a test drive !! before you buy .. ...sorry I was actually looking at the sleaker, faster model behind you.... . sure sure they look good... . but when you put the pedal to the metal... they just blow a head gasket on you.. and leave you high and dry.. . domestic never lets you down.. . you can drive the wheels off of domestic... so choose the turtle instead of the rabbit....?? |
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I usually say! are you just window shopping!! are would you prefer a test drive !! before you buy .. ...sorry I was actually looking at the sleaker, faster model behind you.... . sure sure they look good... . but when you put the pedal to the metal... they just blow a head gasket on you.. and leave you high and dry.. . domestic never lets you down.. . you can drive the wheels off of domestic... so choose the turtle instead of the rabbit....?? I think the rabbit will be fine......if he does catch one he'll probably only last 2 minutes. |
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in my opinion.. mama you would be best to stick with..A good old American muscle... car... then a Porsche..
. you ever ride in a Porsche.. not the most comfortable... ... now a Ford Mustang.. . any of the Dodges... . Chevys... raw power and comfort.. |
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in my opinion.. mama you would be best to stick with..A good old American muscle... car... then a Porsche.. . you ever ride in a Porsche.. not the most comfortable... ... now a Ford Mustang.. . any of the Dodges... . Chevys... raw power and comfort.. LOL....I am a Dodge kind of girl..... |
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I am a Dodge kind of girl..... I thought you were a ... |
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so choose the turtle instead of the rabbit....?? How about both? |
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Now that the weather is getting hotter, I'm wearing less and less. And already women are giving me smiles and sneaky looks. But I'm thinking maybe I should speak to them when this happens, because it's so blatantly obvious they fancy me. Only problem is I don't know what to say. I would suggest saying as little as possible as most of what you say either annoys the women on here or makes them laugh hysterically at you can't see how these other women you see would be any different |
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LOL......Dodo!!
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Now that the weather is getting hotter, I'm wearing less and less. And already women are giving me smiles and sneaky looks. But I'm thinking maybe I should speak to them when this happens, because it's so blatantly obvious they fancy me. Only problem is I don't know what to say. You don't need to say anything. Just grab your crotch and wiggle it around. |
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When they are staring at you red just say hey let me introduce myself my name is Stanley you know like the power drill!
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How about a staring competition?
Silence is golden |
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I prefer from behind and by surprise
with a politically incorrect statement |
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I prefer from behind and by surprise with a politically incorrect statement OK he's mine |
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Just have a Coke and a smile.
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