A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at
him.
She says hello. He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he
knows her from. So he says, "Do you know me?" To which she replies, "I
think you're the father of one of my kids." Now his mind travels back to
the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are
You the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table
with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet
celery???"

She looks into his eyes and says calmly,"No, I'm your son's teacher."

LOL very go0d

Talk about foot firmly in mouth!!!!!

good one..

lol. thats funni.

lol thats sooo funny chris btw wtf boy ive been tryin to talk to u lol i have news dang it