What is is the oddest date you can remember?

Mine was a guy who wanted to walk in the park with me and then walked ahead and I had to run to keep up with him! LOL
If I asked him to slow down, he ignored me! LOL

After a while I started to walk, instead of almost running, and he disappeared in the threes.
I took the bus and met with some girlfriend at a bar next to my house.

After a couple of days he texted me again to ask me if I wanted to go somewhere else. LOL



You? Any Weirdos?

Funny

I did have a very awkward experience once ...

I went out with this guy, a really nice guy, we got along well. Only downfall was his poor teeth. Half were rotten and the other half were missing. So my friend texted and asked how it was going and I said it was going great, except he is missing half his teeth.

I then put the phone down beside me..and 20 minutes later I started looking for it (it slide down the seat) and the guy saw it and picked it up and the screen lit up with my text on it to my friend about his missing teeth.

Let me tell you he wasn't too happy about that!

i once asked a girl if she wanted to go to the park for a jog. she agreed, but she kept falling behind. i'd wait for her to catch up and again she would fall behind, over and ever this happened

finally i told her it was alright if she need to go slow and that i would continue my normal pace, if she didn't mind. she agreed. we figured i would finish the lap and one more about the time she she completed her trip around, so it was perfect.

when i got to the end of my second lap she was nowhere to be seen. i went home thinking she had ditched me. sad, i know. a couple of days later i realized she had ipod, so i texted her to arrange a meeting, again she agreed, but i never heard from her again.

I met this guy at Starbucks. He talked about school and his work for two hours. I could not get a word in edge wise hence no second date.

lol the same thing happened to me but we we at a restaurant and I just sat there and listened, then afterwards he email me and said to message him and let him know if I want another "date" with him.....no thanks

Side note here guys why do some men do that? If you meet them and then they say/message you with " call me if you want to go out again?" Is that some insecurity thing going on with them?

A woman who can't get a word in?

Went on a blind date that a girlfriend of mine (from work) set up for me.

We went to dinner and had a great time. After dinner we walked through the park and I walked her back to her car, she said I can't wait to see you again and I hope I hear from you.... She was a sports fan, so I told her we could go watch the Chattanooga Lookouts play later in the week if she wanted. So in the later part of the week I called and asked her if she wanted to go to the baseball game. She asked if she could let me know the next day so of course I said sure that is fine. The next day, she text and said that she could not go out with me because the woman I was married to is not the mother of my son.... WTF lol... Anyways, I chalked it up as her loss...

Funny

I know right!

I met this one girl (very briefly) about a block from where she lived. She got into my car and we talked. I had this odd feeling and it only got worse when she wanted to smell my neck. Yes....she had a thing for necks. And all I could think of was that she was some crazed vampire wannabe and that I was about to die from a neck bite. Needless to say, I promptly made up an excuse to get her out of my car and for me to make my getaway.

I tried, but he kept on talking.

That sounds well dodgy to me. I think it's a good thing you didn't follow him into the bushes.

Now you know how we males feel when ... Oh, never mind.

He got angry when I told him I didn't want a second date.

This one dude could not steer the conversation away from Payton Manning. Not weird cause he might be batting for another team, just that he had MUCH better highlights than me.

There where many weird ones when younger ... but after my divorce...
those stayed in the friend zone... had not met anyone since then... I have thought I had a connection as they say with ...
for anything lasting ...

Met a guy at the mall once, seemed fairly normal and harmless, asked me on a date so I said sure. Went to dinner and the guy started yelling at his Mom to shut up, that I was a nice girl and he liked me.. Yeah, she was no where around, turns out the guy was schizophrenic. Fortunately I knew a few of the staff at that place, told him I was going to the bathroom and left through the kitchen..

first date? jog at her pace....the person is more important than the activity at that point....she maybe felt that she was not that important

I started talking to a girl on a dating site, and she talked a few times about her three dogs. I told her how much I miss having dogs, but I'm not allowed to have animals where I live. After a few weeks we agreed to meet at a coffee shop she liked, but I'd never been to.

Before I got there, she text to ask what kind of coffee I like, because she was there already, which was unusual, but I thought it could be sweet. I arrived and she was standing out front with a cup of coffee for me...and her three dogs. The coffee shop was next to a dog-washing place, she brought them with her so I could help wash them.

Honestly, I wasn't even mad. I laughed so hard I almost peed my pants. She seemed really stunned that I thought it was odd for her to shanghai me into doing manual labor on our first date, which made me laugh even harder.

She and I didn't have much in common, but if we had, I would have gone out with her again. It was odd and funny, which is not so very unlike me. We never went out again, but I'm still facebook friends with the dogs.

Are you saying she stole your ipod? Not sure from what you wrote.