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.....Talkin to an oldtimer about the rain and lack of guilt because of it...
He says, "Beachfarmer, do you know the Kansan theory about your wife wanting you to get the roof done?"......"Honey, when it's raining, I can't do it! When it's sunny, it doesn't need to be done." Hahaha.......My kind of wisdom!!!!....hahaha I want to hear some DOOZIES.....of "Excuses". |
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....or even when your kid says, "I have a bunion, so I can't do my homework."
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Edited by
Unknow
on
Fri 06/06/14 05:11 PM
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A few of my friends like the bar scenes and occasionally try to drag me with them...I cant go, I gotta go home and make dinner for my kids & stuff. ("kids" are 25,20 & 16!) ...weasel out of it every time!
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....or even when your kid says, "I have a bunion, so I can't do my homework." My reply: " I have a paddle. So, yes, you will." |
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Honey if your sister wasn't so uptight we wouldn't be arguing about this right now?
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I'm washing my hair lol
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I can't leave my dog home alone
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I forgot my wallet...
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Last night my girl and I did it doggy style.. I was sitting up in the bed begging and she was rolled over playing dead...
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I forgot my wallet...
Oh $#!+ !!! She's on to me. 
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I have nothing to wear
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when my son was little I would ask him to pick up the floor in his room so I could run the vacuum sweeper.
His response was "I can't. It's too heavy." and out the back door he'd fly.... with me on his heels soon after...lol |
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