As long as its not an Oreck I'll be fine lol

Big nasally voice, "hi I'm kurt, your freindly kirby vacuum cleaner salesman! Ladies do you like a really clean house? You don't need to answer why sure you do! Do you have so many skeletons in your closet its starting to look like a graveyard in there? Well get rid of them and replace them with more vacuum cleaner attatchments than you possibly could use in a lifetime. You got your curtain attatchment. Your steps attatchment. Your "sorry honey I've got a headache go suck yourself" attatchment.

Can someone please explain why a vaccuum cleaner needs a head light?

Is it for night vision when vacumming the road?

Or as a safety feature for oncoming vaccuum cleaners?

WTF is that?

You got your car interior attatchment, your window sill attatchment, your "honey I'm constipated where's the supositories" attatchment.

The headlite is for seeing all your personal problems you've swept under your bed the last 5 years. And your cat "fluffy" don't want to get him sleeping under there.

My mothers got one of those robotic vacuums. Turn it on and it runs around the house vacuuming. Bumps into something, stops, turns around, goes another direction. Its called the lazy wife 3000.

I need one of those!!

Every 10 laps it goes to the fridge and locks onto a beer with its only attatchment (beer holder) then it brings it to you via laser so you can enjoy a refreshing beverage with your soaps.

While we're on the subject of vacuum cleaners.


An unconscious man was taken into the Emergency Room of the towns general hospital with the suction pipe of a vacuum cleaner stuck in his rectum.
A Police detective asked the doctor after 24 hours observation how the man was doing.
The doctor replied,
We’ve managed to extricate the suction hose and the patient is picking up.”

after that........

...I need a diaper

sure it is
it's vaccuming my brain out

I got vacumed in again...

awwwwwww darn..... The creepy thread was removed..... boo hoo and it was so much fun and hilarious good times... Oh well

hey I am over 40 and I am not creepy just weird at times

This is a Vacuum worth checking out... and be warned...
Yes you know...it's kinda creepy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bND35w8joLU

from the makers of Roomba

Too tall you upright?