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Okkkk... I am going to go.. . POKE MY EYES OUT WITH A SHARP STICK NOW..  .. old people having sex.
.. how am I ever going to get that visual  out of my head..
Obviously you have no idea how many twenty and thirty somethings think you are a fossil  ....Ignorance is bliss?....Try a higher wattage over your bathroom mirror hot stuff....
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.. that would be impossible.. . I shave down there 
Eeeeeew! Now I'M blind! ACK! ACK! ACK! 
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Edited by
SparklingCrystal 💖💎
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Wed 05/28/14 09:16 AM
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Okkkk... I am going to go.. . POKE MY EYES OUT WITH A SHARP STICK NOW.. .. old people having sex.
.. how am I ever going to get that visual out of my head..
Obviously you have no idea how many twenty and thirty somethings think you are a fossil ....Ignorance is bliss?....Try a higher wattage over your bathroom mirror hot stuff....
A fossil? 
If only these spring chickens knew, LOL. Always funny when you talk to your kids about these things, haha. As for the question I guess I'm with Kurly Gurly too. Some ppl don't have it in them. And apart from that, he should be the one to want this, you can't make him. If he doesn't take an interest, well ... Nothing much you can do about it. |
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Edited by
Leigh2154
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Wed 05/28/14 09:18 AM
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So, I am dating this guy... Oh all right, I had one date. I guess that doesn't mean that I'm dating him. And it took a year for us to actually meet. He lives about an hour and a half away from me. He's a bit older than I am. Since I'm as old as dirt, that makes him older than dirt. The times have changed since we were young. There used to be more courting involved and not so much "wham, bam, thank you ma'am." Now Miley Cyrus might think that folks over forty aren't interested in sex but I can assure her that folks over seventy are still interested. Some of us over sixty folks do remember romance. I think this guy might need a course called Seduction 101. What topics would be included in a course like that? Pole dancing for beginners.... Viagra is your friend.... Kegel exercises for men... Core muscle strength training for the over sixty crowd.... The art of oral gratification..... Erotic poetry 101... Read ALL and write a book report on one of the following: "The Story of O" "Lolita" "Lady Chatterley's Lover" "Candy" " The Vagina Monologues" 
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@ Leigh...
I like the book report idea! Now where did I put my box of red pencils...? 
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Some of us over sixty folks do remember romance. I think this guy might need a course called Seduction 101. What topics would be included in a course like that? 'Dressing For the Gym' (Making sure your shorts are longer than your..membership) 'The BJ, An Alternative Technique for Resuscitation' |
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The Vagina Monologues
Never heard of that, read some just now on Wiki. Seems quite interesting! |
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.. dang I've been stealth't. again
.. yes it is bliss.. a fossil.. . ouchhhh.. what a sharp knife you willed.. you have mortally wounded me.. if you prick my finger do I not bleed. . wait a minute don't prick my finger.. . at my age I may not clot up right away.. . I could bleed to death..lmoao.. ... yes I thought it lowered wattage: light bulb. .. would hide more of my. wrinkles. .
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Edited by
Leigh2154
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Wed 05/28/14 09:28 AM
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@ Leigh... I like the book report idea! Now where did I put my box of red pencils...?
 Hi Red Hot Chili Pepper ...Here, take a few of my gold star stickies just in case!
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The Vagina Monologues
Never heard of that, read some just now on Wiki. Seems quite interesting! I sooooo love a curious student  ...Yes, it is very well written!
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@gibbs, very good article and true.
@Leigh, very interesting ideas. I probably can use some of them. I wish this site would put people's ages under their photos so I would know who I am dealing with. |
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Okkkk... I am going to go.. . POKE MY EYES OUT WITH A SHARP STICK NOW.. .. old people having sex.
.. how am I ever going to get that visual out of my head..
Obviously you have no idea how many twenty and thirty somethings think you are a fossil ....Ignorance is bliss?....Try a higher wattage over your bathroom mirror hot stuff....
A fossil?
If only these spring chickens knew, LOL. Always funny when you talk to your kids about these things, haha. As for the question I guess I'm with Kurly Gurly too. Some ppl don't have it in them. And apart from that, he should be the one to want this, you can't make him. If he doesn't take an interest, well ... Nothing much you can do about it. Not wanting it is not the problem here. Not knowing how to get his partner to want it is. |
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So, I am dating this guy... Oh all right, I had one date. I guess that doesn't mean that I'm dating him. And it took a year for us to actually meet. He lives about an hour and a half away from me. He's a bit older than I am. Since I'm as old as dirt, that makes him older than dirt. The times have changed since we were young. There used to be more courting involved and not so much "wham, bam, thank you ma'am." Now Miley Cyrus might think that folks over forty aren't interested in sex but I can assure her that folks over seventy are still interested. Some of us over sixty folks do remember romance. I think this guy might need a course called Seduction 101. What topics would be included in a course like that? Pole dancing for beginners.... Viagra is your friend.... Kegel exercises for men... Core muscle strength training for the over sixty crowd.... The art of oral gratification..... Erotic poetry 101... Read ALL and write a book report on one of the following: "The Story of O" "Lolita" "Lady Chatterley's Lover" "Candy" " The Vagina Monologues"
Not forgetting, 'the life and times of Christian Grey'. |
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I think this might me an interesting read for him: Why Sex After 60 Can be Better than Ever http://sixtyandme.com/why-sex-after-60-can-be-better-than-ever/ 
.. do I even want to know .what's inside of that video.e
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Not wanting it is not the problem here. Not knowing how to get his partner to want it is. I'm thinking if in all his years he hasn't learned this, he won't anytime soon. It seems to be more an issue about how he thinks about sex and his partner, than about understanding the art of seduction. Unless, of course, he needs to rush it along so as not to lose the uh...moment. |
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Edited by
Esmeralda08757
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Wed 05/28/14 11:13 AM
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Lake, you might be on to something.
I'm the eternal optimist, I guess. This guy has told me that he has been with women who did not know what a penis looked like because they only had sex with their husbands in the dark. (I told this to my ex, who is around the same age. He just shook his head and said, "My generation.") Now, our friend Q always refers to me as a "hippy chick". So I think he wants me to enlighten him. |
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Hahaha. ... what an art of seduction. .. who will teach me???
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Lake, you might be on to something. I'm the eternal optimist, I guess. This guy has told me that he has been with women who did not know what a penis looked like because they only had sex with their husbands in the dark. (I told this to my ex, who is around the same age. He just shook his head and said, "My generation.") Now, our friend Q always refers to me as a "hippy chick". So I think he wants me to enlighten him. I know! You're the Woodstock generation, flower child, free love and hippies! Maybe that's his problem. He grew of age with just hey mama, let's get it on, turn on and tune in, and no effort on his part, because it was all groovy, man, just be, don't let the establishment tell ya nothing, mama! |
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Oh gawd...I'm a fossil too....ughhhhhh
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Suddenly, I'm looking forward to next winter.
Just gonna find me a nice chunk of ice, Climb onit, And push out into the arcti ocean. I fond fairwell from this old fart.
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