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In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name.
For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen. The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin. Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one! Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO. Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them. |
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tooooo fuggin funny great post!
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sounds like such a waste....
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Look at the number of reads.... and I thought we were all here for love ;) Why can't we all just agree that it's ok to be human, and anything that makes you smile can't be all bad
It's all what you make it just my opinion |
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I thought it was funny. A lot of people worry what someone else thinks about them when they make a comment. You know how it is, follow the crowd. |
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I truly believe we all want someone, something, special in our lives, I do, but the touch of another, intimacy or even just plain sex.... if it makes you smile, it can never be a bad thing. If it was, sex wouldn't sell.
I dream of "the one", we all do, but we all sedire excitement, and I'll be the 1st to admit, I love the touch of the opposite sex, the embrace, the thrill.... even if for a moment. |
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<-------------says it all.
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I HAD HEARD THAT ONE BUT IT IS STILL GREAT!!!!
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love that
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