Okay so a guy is near the end of his senior year in high school.
Unfortunately,he still has to share a room with his younger
brother who is only 9 years old.

One night, he decides to bring his girlfriend home for a little
fun.
They have bunk beds and the guy notices that his brother is
already asleep on the lower bunk,so he and his girlfriend climb
to the top bunk.

As you might expect things start to heat up.
The guy remembers that his little brother is sleeping below so he tells his girlfriend to whisper "lettuce" if she wants it
harder and "tomato" if she wants a new position.
Lettuce!!!
Tomato!!!
Lettuce!!!
Tomato!!!
Lettuce!!!
Tomato!!!
She screams.
Lettuce!!!
Tomato!!!
Whoa!!!
PULL IT OUT!!!
PULL IT OUT NOW!!!
I can't get pregnant!

Then the little brother shouts up, "Hey,would you guys stop
making sandwiches up there! You're getting mayonnaise all over
my face!*!*!*!*!

LOL.....

eeeeewwwwwww.....lol

omg that is nasty

eeeeewwwwwwwwww

Oh lord lol

GROSS!!!!!

But funny, for the rest of us anyway.

PMS

Lol. ve heard that a few times before but its still makes me laugh everytime i read it.

Ewwww