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Topic: Love Nonsense and Metaphors
Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24716	Sat 05/03/14 02:07 AM
You are the best salami to come out of Umbria! If I was wrapped in a wool blanket with YOU....it would seem like the most comfortable blanket EVER! You are the seal to my shark sense. Cheesiest Love Poetry that you can come up with!!!!!

Hightrek Joined Mon 05/05/08 Posts: 415	Sat 05/03/14 07:46 PM
How's the off the lip, in the tube, and corncob slider workin out for you there ShoreRancher?

FearandLoathing Joined Fri 12/28/07 Posts: 30121	Sat 05/03/14 07:48 PM
I like your stoop.

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24716	Sat 05/03/14 08:00 PM Edited by Beachfarmer on Sat 05/03/14 08:01 PM
Karl...you're the best mountain guide since Steven Hawking. Fear...that is sexy as hell, especially for those who live in apartments!

Goofball73 Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 33913	Sat 05/03/14 09:27 PM
You mash my potatoes.

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24716	Sat 05/03/14 09:38 PM
I feel like an envious llama in the camel enclosure of your heart.

Leigh2154 Joined Sun 10/02/11 Posts: 16479	Sat 05/03/14 09:38 PM
Sweet breath of air, you are the mint in my paste, the wax on my floss, the sting of my mouthwash...

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24716	Sat 05/03/14 09:42 PM
Sweet breath of air, you are the mint in my paste, the wax on my floss, the sting of my mouthwash... You're the 5th Dentist who stuck to her gums and got it right!

Goofball73 Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 33913	Sat 05/03/14 09:42 PM
Girl....you have the prettiest eyes I have ever seen in 5 to 10 (said the ex-con who just got out of prison).

Leigh2154 Joined Sun 10/02/11 Posts: 16479	Sat 05/03/14 09:45 PM
Sweet breath of air, you are the mint in my paste, the wax on my floss, the sting of my mouthwash... You're the 5th Dentist who stuck to her gums and got it right! Thank you, you are my sunrise each night...

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24716	Sat 05/03/14 09:49 PM
If I stepped on you while running shoeless through the grass, I would hold my breath forever...and never wash my feet

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24716	Sat 05/03/14 09:50 PM
Sweet breath of air, you are the mint in my paste, the wax on my floss, the sting of my mouthwash... You're the 5th Dentist who stuck to her gums and got it right! Thank you, you are my sunrise each night... you make it a nice night for an evening

technovative Joined Sat 03/01/14 Posts: 2646	Sat 05/03/14 10:22 PM Edited by technovative on Sat 05/03/14 10:25 PM
And in his smile I see something more beautiful than the stars ... Aww Behind her shades lie the windows to her soul. That's a sight I'd like to see.

gibbs1602 Joined Wed 02/26/14 Posts: 5980	Sun 05/04/14 02:03 AM
Finding someone is like trying to find the right perfume. It has to be the right one, one that'll stick close to you wherever you go. The happiest parts of my life are fractions where you are the common denominator. (((blondey)))

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24716	Sun 05/04/14 03:50 PM
You make the sunset, puppies, Sam Cooke and Beatles songs, cool breezes, laughter....etc.....etc..... ....was about to say, "pale" .........but "wonderfully WAY MORE "intense" would be more accurate!

Cutiepieforyou Joined Wed 10/17/07 Posts: 43085	Sun 05/04/14 03:52 PM
Girl....you have the prettiest eyes I have ever seen in 5 to 10 (said the ex-con who just got out of prison).