lol..nt a bad idea :D

Well, a friend came round with some a couple of months ago. I skinned up and we had a little chat before she had to go. I'm a gentleman, so I asked her if she wanted me to walk her to the bus stop. She asked me if I could be bothered and I said that it would be a trip and I took the number out and smoked the rest of it while we were waiting for her bus to come. I somehow managed to get lost on my way home and wandered about for a while until I got my bearings again and found my way home. Had a few more spliffs when I got home and then had to go to my bed but I had been drinking beer as well, so I went to the bog for a piss. Started to whitey on my way to the toilet though and I tripped over something in the hallway and fell over. Tried to get up but I had lost my sense of direction again and it took me a little while to work out which way up was.

I don't smoke every day because if I did I would never get anything done and it just gets boring after a few days and turns me into a zombie. It's nice for a little break from reality though. Like a guy that I know says, "It's there to be smoked" and I just do that, instead of rationing it and spinning it out. When I get stoned I like to listen to sounds and chat for hours and maybe have freaky sex if I've got company.

Yeah...Smoking a joint is stupid, but guzzling a 12-pack of beer is completely and wholly responsible.

Smoke weed everyday.

Really, I would say your statement shows your lack of intelligence.

So today sunday...
Going to b too high...
N roll a perfect spilff...

;) functional addicts could ruled the world w/ one puff at a time.

You know there is a war on drugs going on and apparently the ones on drugs are winning it, cause the government sure as hell isn't. They waste a ton of money trying to get it off the streets and guess what. Its still there......Just sayin....

How many grams? More important to know what type of grass you smoke. Some are mild and okay, others blow your head off straight away!
Esp. important to know what type to get (and not get) when you buy a prerolled. They're horrible, two puffs and you're almost KO! Kids smoke them in one go, if ever we had one, we'd take it apart and role some 6 joints out of that, as there's that much grass in it.
I quit 5 years ago, don't miss it, won't ever smoke it again. If you feel good about yourself, life, the universe and everything, you don't need drugs or alcohol. For many, if not most or all, it's escapism. I don't need that anymore, I'm happy without.

Yea thats great we know our stuff better....we use pure grass like poison even also hard for professional...u saing abt kid only one puff..lol wer r u living nw a days.. kids puffs at the ends wen whole grams of weed nt burn they cn't leave the company...bt wen our rocking time we burn whole joints...taste some day malana cream or upper ranges of pure black poison of himalayans mountains..i think half puff only better for ur statisfaction...n u cn't tolerate it more.....n we dn't take it as drug..just for fun n when we need statisfaction and piece..

Hair is your ariel to the universe man. This is why bald people are uptight.

Atmosphere must be pretty rarefied up your way,hmm?

then you grow some pure herb on bald ppl head...i think then they feels nt uptight then they r addicted...Lolz :-)

I roll the strongest joints out of anybody that I know. I would put about a third of a gram of bud in a joint. If you want something milder than bud the pollen is alright. Hash is full of shite though.

Crystal's joints sound horrible. Reminds me of this guy that I know. He and his wife became really mean with it and would put hardly anything in a joint. It would just be like smoking a cigar with a roach. We used to burst out laughing when he would come round and ask if anybody had any skins. One time he was sitting next to me and when he passed it to me I just passed it on and so did everyone else until it got to this guy that I know called Kenny Rogers, who was talking to my brother. Kenny took one draw from it and said, "What the f**k is that?" He looked right at me and asked me if I had rolled it. I just sat there next to the guy that had, trying not to laugh.

Nice interesting....u r also a deadly jointer of ur time... Bt my friend quantity doesn't matter...main is hw pure stuff it is ..too blow up ur head n all parts...sometimes b lol **** pshyos happening....bt real jointer dn't care abt any pshyo...its feels n statisfies their soul...by puff puff pass.. \m/...

How much you put in a joint does matter but certainly the quality is the main thing. I go through it pretty quickly and when I run out I'll scrape together the crumbs and tobacco that's left on the tray that I use to skin up on and get a few weaker joints for a nice little come down.

If you haven't had a smoke for a while and aren't used to it just about anything's going to get you stoned but it's like anything else and you get a tolerance. It's just that the bud that you can get these days is so high in THC. When I first went to Amsterdam in my early twenties the skunk weed wasn't that good and you were better off with a bit of Afghani black. It's all changed now with the genetically modified stuff. When we went back to Amsterdam about fifteen years ago my brother wanted to try all of the different types of weed and he was walking about with his pockets full of the stuff. I was still smoking hash but we were in this pub and he gave me a gram of white widow to try. I put the whole lot in one joint and I was so stoned that I thought that someone had spiked my drink with acid.

yea, it's not like the government ever lies about anything...think about who's putting it on the streets...

I am telling my story with weed...My region Himalayas full of vallyes wer pure herb planted.. The great Mountain lies Mt.Everest Region..All we knw the mountains n valleys stuff are More killing n more powerful like poison.simple stonner stonned with only half puff...N some local ppls do illegeal or legal planted pure weed in their valleys for money and for survive cares their family n it all exports and imports worldwide''like pure indian black poison''cream'' some called as Cream'' n most of foreginer come here spend their holidays n burns lots off stuff here...
Wen i was in my college time living alone seperated apartment i dn't know abt weed seriously my Mates burns n rolls lots of papers everday n also offer me try it..bt i replied no i can't but some days my life bad days starts..so i dn't knw what to do...so this day i joins their company n start my first joint...wen i smoke first puff bcz usually i do smoke simple cigs bt dn't try joint..so i puff a single shot n my whole body n mind i dn't knw wat happend..m in coma lol thn i swear i dn't do it again...next day cuming they offers agian thn i dn't care i starts again n forget abt last hangover thn same feelings as days by days i becum more effiecient n do n tolerate all heavy black stuff everyday i taste all great valleys pure black puff n stonned whole day n also attend my classes in stonned way..in life i burns lots of black indian poison n give full company with all stonners till at the end wen whole joints burns...10 gm pure stick of brown weed we harldly burns n our room is lukin like heavens...evry wer clouds clouds of smoke...we stonned all times n also smoke weed with alcohol..then we close our room lites n start hard rocks,heavy metals or trance music to statisfies our soul..i burn pure stuff in my whole life bcz it generates here...n b stonned life b different frm normal life...i dn't knw hw much i burns stuff bt i knw a lot of stuff we burns with group of friends whole time n drives n doing fun...we r nw professional in this work due to some family restrictions i stop it last year...bt i really missed wen i travelled ''malana valley''again i think buys some pure stuff in kilograms for again feels statisfaction or piece of my soul bt dn't burns too more only one paper at nite for blissful sleep with music...i dn't do drugs bt m goin to green...n its safe n natural....

Yeah we call it hippy crack and hot knife it.
Its all the pure THC of the main collas the cream is made
rubbing the colla.
we get it from trimming the buds with surgical gloves on
and when you take a break and you change your gloves.
at the end you put the gloves in the freezer and then
pull them out and stretch them and the hippy crack just falls off.

I tried some off a powerful indica strain i grew about 14 years ago called Dutch treat. I remember having a conversation laying flat on my side on the carpet...one hit was to much three was way to much
I wasn't even a regular weed smoker then as I quite in the mid 80s
when British Columbia started growing all the weed locally with hydrophobic inside. All indica as its got a way faster flowering cycle and way way more of a yeild.

I loved the sitiva we would get in the early 80s. Afgani and Thai Thaistick, it is a nice body stone and not that ceribal brain bomb
like the indica. I think the himilayan malana is a 60/40 hybrid in favor of the sitiva the indica gives it the durability
to withstand cold nights in elevation and its very mold
resistant as well bringing down the flowering time buy a month
or better making it possible to grow out doors here in British Colombia CA. It does well in the Fraser canyon with the extreme
heat and the cold nights.
One thing for sure is you can not duplicate the sun with lights
as you can only yeild 25% indoor.
Go easy on that hippy crack friend.lol

Back in the day, I would listen to others freak out about my eyes changing to a cat yellow green color... Yeah. Munchies...