Topic: Sex Recipe
uk1971's photo
Sun 09/16/07 08:27 PM
Ingredients:

2 Loving eyes.
2 Loving arms
2 Well shaped legs
2 Firm milk containers
1 Fur lined mixing bowl
2 Large nuts
1 Large banana

Method:
Look into loving eyes.
Fold in loving arms
Spread well shaped legs
Squeeze and massage milk containers gently until fur lined mixing bowl is well greased. Check frequently with middle finger.
Add banana - work in and out until well creamed.
Cover with nuts and sigh with relief.
Cake done when banana becomes soft. Be sure to wash mixing utensils and don't lick the bowl!

P.S. If cake begins to rise, leave town immediately!!!!

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eileena9's photo
Sun 09/16/07 08:30 PM
laugh laugh :heart: flowerforyou

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Sun 09/16/07 08:31 PM
oh my goodness
blushing blushing blushing

dcrdnk's photo
Sun 09/16/07 08:32 PM
CAUTION: Do not lick fur covered mixing bowl!

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Sun 09/16/07 08:32 PM
oh wow!!!! that is hilarious..... good one.....

for that recipe, does the size of the banana matters....? just a question......

ColleenAnn's photo
Sun 09/16/07 08:34 PM
laugh laugh drinker drinker laugh laugh

geo54's photo
Sun 09/16/07 08:36 PM
laugh laugh laugh flowerforyou laugh laugh laugh

nvrsaynvr's photo
Sun 09/16/07 08:36 PM
I laughed!!!laugh laugh blushing blushing

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Sun 09/16/07 08:48 PM
that's the way i do it if anyone out there is interested in meeting with me give me a holla 352-373-9009
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peachiegirl28's photo
Sun 09/16/07 09:04 PM
laugh thats hilarious

WhispersandWinks's photo
Sun 09/16/07 09:14 PM
I say DO lick the bowl!! H-E-L-L-O!! :tongue: :tongue: :tongue: