Paraphrased, from
The Big Chill:

"If you do this for me, I will get you a table at Elaine's."

"Now, I will get a chair with that too, right?
Right?"

. look deeply into my eyes..

80/20 rule from Why Did I Get Married?:

The 80/20 rule is quite simple. The person you are with only gives you 80% of what you need. Along comes somebody offering the 20% you're not getting, and it looks really tempting. You could take that extra 20%, but in the long run you'll lose that 80%, then you're stuck with just that 20%.


or from Madea Goes To Jail:

If somebody wants to walk out of your life, let - them - go!"

Some people are meant to come into your life for a lifetime, some for only a season and you got to know which is which. And you're always messing up when you mix those seasonal people up with lifetime expectations.

I put everybody that comes into my life in the category of a tree. Some people are like leaves on a tree. When the wind blows, they're over there... wind blow that way they over here... they're unstable. When the seasons change they wither and die, they're gone. That's alright. Most people are like that, they're not there to do anything but take from the tree and give shade every now and then. That's all they can do. But don't get mad at people like that, that's who they are. That's all they were put on this earth to be. A leaf.

Some people are like a branch on that tree. You have to be careful with those branches too, cause they'll fool you. They'll make you think they're a good friend and they're real strong but the minute you step out there on them, they'll break and leave you high and dry.

But if you find 2 or 3 people in your life that's like the roots at the bottom of that tree you are blessed. Those are the kind of people that aren't going nowhere. They aren't worried about being seen, nobody has to know that they know you, they don't have to know what they're doing for you but if those roots weren't there, that tree couldn't live.

A tree could have a hundred million branches but it only takes a few roots down at the bottom to make sure that tree gets everything it needs. When you get some roots, hold on to them but the rest of it... just let it go. Let folks go."

No one, Ruth was one of a kind.

I'm glad he's single, cos I'm gonna climb that like a tree.
Bridesmaids

"It'd been two presidential elections since I'd had a boner like that."

- Elvis (Bubba Ho-Tep)

.. I vant to suck your blood

"No pulse, no heartbeat. If condition does not change, this man is dead."

- Murder By Death

RRRRrrring RRRRrrring RRRRrrring

from "Dial M for Murder"

"In a blaze of blood, bones, and body parts, the vivacious young girl was instantly reduced to a tossed human salad... a salad that police are still trying to gather up... a salad that was once named Elizabeth."

- Frankenhooker

"We're not drunks. We're millionaires and we're going to come back here and buy this place. Put down that phone, Miss Blenerhazard, or you're fired."

From the tea shop scene in Withnail and I.

"My cat can eat a whole watermelon."

- Rubin (Rubin And Ed)

. Clarisse do you hear the Lambs Clarisse.. do you here them crying
.yes I ate His liver with a nice Chianti and fava beans..f.f.f.f.f.f..
. Silence of the Lambs....

"Some day I will make bail."

- from the Melmacian movie Frost Pale and the Short Septuplets

"Hard boiled eggs and nuts."

That was Gone With the Wind.

Now, I'm gonna get medieval on your ***.

Pulp Fiction

"No, I'll tell you what. Last time I left a pizza here,
it magically disappeared.

I mean, it's just like leaving candy around me.
It's not gonna be all right. I'm gonna chomp it up. See what I'm saying?"-Blue Streak

. fill your hands full of lead yeah son of a b******is..

.. the Duke...
. can't remember the name of the movie. they did a crappy remake of it.

I love ya, honey. I love you to.

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What are ya gonna tell your fans?

You ain't seen nothin yet.

Natural Born Killers