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Topic: Girlfriend not stabbing
TawtStrat's photo
Sat 03/29/14 10:45 AM
I live in a small flat and I've got knives in the kitchen. I just don't think that it's ladylike for her to go into the kitchen and start cooking things because it's like she's in the same room with me with a knife in her hand.

panchovanilla's photo
Sat 03/29/14 10:48 AM
I totally get what you're saying. Best thing to do is keep all knives very dull.
I draw the line when a woman comes over and starts cleaning my guns.

NorCalSwe's photo
Sat 03/29/14 10:50 AM
Have you thought of putting child safety locks on the drawers and then only dating....um.....slow girls?

TracySmiley's photo
Sat 03/29/14 11:10 AM
If he is that nervous, he may already be dating 'slow' girls.

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Sat 03/29/14 11:12 AM
Edited by BrandNewJourney on Sat 03/29/14 11:15 AM
What!!! I LIKE knives and I LIKE guns!!!! You guys do not have any sense of adventure :laughing: :laughing:

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Sat 03/29/14 11:14 AM

When I see lovers' names carved in a tree, I don't think its cute. I just think it's crazy how many people bring knives on a date.


And they hate trees.

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Sat 03/29/14 11:14 AM
When I see lovers' names carved in a tree, I don't think its cute. I just think it's crazy how many people bring knives on a date.

panchovanilla's photo
Sat 03/29/14 11:17 AM
Edited by panchovanilla on Sat 03/29/14 11:22 AM
I have a closet of kevlar dating attire.

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Sat 03/29/14 11:19 AM

I have a closet of kevlar dating attire.

Lol, is it fire proof too, there's more than one way to skin a cat

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Sat 03/29/14 11:19 AM
Kevlar!! huh

I would hate to see your dates then :laughing:

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Sat 03/29/14 11:21 AM


I have a closet of kevlar dating attire.

Lol, is it fire proof too, there's more than one way to skin a cat


laugh laugh

teebee79's photo
Sat 03/29/14 11:24 AM

I live in a small flat and I've got knives in the kitchen. I just don't think that it's ladylike for her to go into the kitchen and start cooking things because it's like she's in the same room with me with a knife in her hand.

Tawt! What type broads are you dating that this is a concernlaugh

NorCalSwe's photo
Sat 03/29/14 11:29 AM

I have a closet of kevlar dating attire.




Hm....now does that come in pinstripes?

kc0003's photo
Sat 03/29/14 11:29 AM
Edited by kc0003 on Sat 03/29/14 11:31 AM
so girlfriend not stabbing, is 'not' a euphemism?

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Sat 03/29/14 11:29 AM

I have a closet of kevlar dating attire.



Who would have ever guessed. laugh

NorCalSwe's photo
Sat 03/29/14 11:31 AM


I have a closet of kevlar dating attire.




Hm....now does that come in pinstripes?



Oh and is it flame retardant, will it survive acid being thrown on it. A guy cannot be too careful.

NorCalSwe's photo
Sat 03/29/14 11:31 AM


I have a closet of kevlar dating attire.




Hm....now does that come in pinstripes?



Oh and is it flame retardant, will it survive acid being thrown on it. A guy cannot be too careful.

panchovanilla's photo
Sat 03/29/14 11:33 AM
Edited by panchovanilla on Sat 03/29/14 11:33 AM


I have a closet of kevlar dating attire.



Who would have ever guessed. laugh

I don't wear coveralls and muck boots ALL the time.noway

And it is acid resistant.

NorCalSwe's photo
Sat 03/29/14 11:33 AM
I double posted, that's how serious I am!!!!

soufiehere's photo
Sat 03/29/14 11:34 AM

I live in a small flat and I've got knives in the kitchen. I just don't think that it's ladylike for her to go into the kitchen and start cooking things because it's like she's in the same room with me with a knife in her hand.

I think if you pooped in the kitchen
your knives would be safe.

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