Well lets see how long this one stays up. What are your turn on...big boobs, nice butt, sexy eyes, nice legs or what? Turn offs im not sure enlighten us guys and gals

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Ok, believe me don't believe me, faces...there are certain faces that will stop me dead in my tracks.

I'm a guy, so boobs, legs and butts, yes, yes all very nice....but if I like her face, the rest doesn't matter.

Ok that's on first sight.....to keep my interest, she has to be witty, or down right hilarious.

Not a huge fan of sloppiness....and, here's the one that will make you hate me, but I'll be honest....if she is too shy. Not into wall flowers

And in the catagory...of OMG, he's a freak...I prefer that the second toe is not longer than the big toe....not a deal breaker though

Who I am I too judge..I'm bald, 50 and no Brad Pitt or George Clooney

In the end I'll go with Norm Perterson "I like girls, always have, known it since I was a little boy"


and.....of course.....

I like to go swim'in with bow legged women
and swim between their legs
and swim between their legs

I like to go swim'in with bow legged women

AND SWIM BETWEEN THEIR LEGS!!!!!!!!!!!!

For me I like the eyes, smile, nice arms, chest. Turn offs when they leave the door open taking s dump yes I said it not something I care to see. When they drink out of the milk carton. Everything else I'm good

Well big boobs was never really my thing, Between my big boobs and her big boobs, nothing would get done

But, Give me a full beard, nice strong legs.. and tattoos all over!
And must have XY chromosomes, I'm in heaven !

Forgot, turn offs: Being a woman, a liar, or not being clean.

He should be intelligent, well read, witty, nice teeth, clean hands and feet and there has to be that certain something in his face - almost smiling - coupled with a seductive voice! I think these are attractive and turn-on qualities. Turn-offs mmmmmmm I have a few and they tend to revolve around hygiene and manners.

Yeah...Well park it over here sister (said in high squeaky voice)...Burp......Oops sorry, here let me use my hands to wipe that stuff off the chair...don't know what that could be...sniff, sniff...Oh, I had some kebab last week, must of drop some sauce.... lick. lick....now don't be shy.....slaps gibbs1602 on butt...sit on down.....let me put my feet up on the table...sorry, must be a gentleman...take my shoes off first...excuse the smell... these shoes don't breath well, my feet tend to sweat...so tell me about yourself....fart....Whoa....where did that come from?


How about gibbs, want to go out?

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..hmm.. interesting our likes and dislikes.. parallel each other.. replace his with hers.. and I'll say what she say.... with one amendment.. no hair on the feet...lol..

.....hmm.. interesting our likes and dislikes.. parallel each other.. replace his with hers.. and I'll say what she say.... with one amendment.. no hair on the feet...lol..


boys I merely answered pkh's question - honestly @NCS - I've had my share of all the above - from burping to no manners - long story, but you sound pretty tame in comparison :-)
@no1 I checked and thankfully mine are hairless - is it okay though if there is any hair elsewhere - like hands or arms?

Turn ons: Intelligence, confidence, sense of humor/quick wit, manners/chivalry, the way they treat others/animals/nature, hygiene.. Something about their eyes; swim in them... Hands.. Tactile... Someone who listens... Playfulness... I could go on and on..

Turn offs: Belittling others.. Being a bully when I cannot be strong during certain situations.. Poor hygiene/manners... Lack of sex drive.. No imagination.. Hmmm.