Topic: The Geography of a Woman vs a that of a man
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Thu 03/27/14 02:20 PM
Once again no offense intended!

The Geography of a Woman

Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa . Half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally Beautiful!
Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe. Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone of real value.
Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece, gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.
Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, with a glorious and all conquering past.
Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel, has been through war, doesn't make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business.
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada, self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.
After 70, she becomes Tibet .
Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages.
An adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge.

THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
Between 1 and 80, a man is like Iran,
Ruled by a pair of nuts.



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Thu 03/27/14 02:24 PM

Once again no offense intended!

The Geography of a Woman

Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa . Half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally Beautiful!
Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe. Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone of real value.
Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece, gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.
Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, with a glorious and all conquering past.
Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel, has been through war, doesn't make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business.
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada, self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.
After 70, she becomes Tibet .
Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages.
An adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge.

THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
Between 1 and 80, a man is like Iran,
Ruled by a pair of nuts.




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Thu 03/27/14 07:09 PM
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Wed 04/09/14 09:28 AM
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Fri 04/11/14 09:30 PM
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Sat 04/12/14 07:28 PM
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Tue 04/15/14 10:37 AM
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Tue 04/15/14 10:42 AM
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Wed 04/16/14 12:51 AM
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Wed 04/23/14 07:09 PM
I agree noway I had always thought women were like the grand Cannon, open with a river and men were like Mount Rushmore , hard, stoned, facing bushes all around, with a group of guys! So I'm glad I read yourslaugh

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Thu 04/24/14 05:46 AM
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Thu 04/24/14 12:50 PM
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totally agreee