An old cowboy sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee.
As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him.

She turned to the cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"

He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life breaking colts, working
cows, going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves, bailing hay,
doctoring calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors,
and feeding my dogs, so I guess I am a cowboy."

She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As
soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, I
think about women. When I watch TV, I think about women. I even think
about women when I eat. It seems that everything makes me think of
women."

The two sat sipping in silence.

A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy
and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"

He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out that I'm a
lesbian."

yea I told that one in a bar and a lesi.tried to kick my ass

i love COWBOYS and REDNECKS

well..i just love sexy naughty girls

cool

LOL

I wonder if I'm a lesbian? Bet I can lick it longer and better than she
can....any bets?

Love the joke Cowboy!


Hummm M if that is so whats ya complaining about being alone
hell ya don't need nooo woman if ya can take care of it better
than one can. (sorry had to say it ya kinda left that one wide open)
Smiles :)

was why I said it...to pull some ,out of th shells,,,lol...th only
prob.that I have is I cain't do that to me....M.

Right ON!!!!!! Likin that one!