Never trust a guy with a towel and a bottle of chloroform

good point... i'll keep that in mind from now on...

"��A towel, [The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy] says, is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have. Partly it has great practical value. You can wrap it around you for warmth as you bound across the cold moons of Jaglan Beta; you can lie on it on the brilliant marble-sanded beaches of Santraginus V, inhaling the heady sea vapors; you can sleep under it beneath the stars which shine so redly on the desert world of Kakrafoon; use it to sail a miniraft down the slow heavy River Moth; wet it for use in hand-to-hand-combat; wrap it round your head to ward off noxious fumes or avoid the gaze of the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal (such a mind-boggingly stupid animal, it assumes that if you can't see it, it can't see you); you can wave your towel in emergencies as a distress signal, and of course dry yourself off with it if it still seems to be clean enough."

Rule #237 never ever ever...hang out of a sunroof at night and get hit in the face by a hard shelled beetle bug.

Ur forehead will thank you

Rules of the Universe

It is a way better thing to go to school when you are young and dumb and poor than when you are old and poor and realize you wised up too late.

Telling a friend a secret is going to end your real friendships. If they were really your friend they would already know it.

Putting it on the World Wide Wild Web it is always going to be there; weather you like it or not.

When in doubt use a condom; always have a little doubt.

Education is the only portable asset you can't loose.

Being out of debt is real freedom. Meet needs before wants and save for the inevitable rainy day; expect it to be a flood.

Think you are ready for a kid? Go without Sex, sleep, money, phone, and seeing anyone that doesn't vomit, pee, or poo on you for five days in your car with the alarm going off and you will have an idea what you are in for.

The job you really did not want will probably be your career.

If you ever are really really really hungry or thirsty you will remember every morsel every drop you ever wasted.

If you can't afford to give "it" to someone never loan it.

If Momma's not happy; you are not going to be happy sooner or later.

Manners count.

Money is Power. Trust will substitute for money but only with and interest charge.

Pay your shelter first. If you own it then it pays you in the time when it is harder to earn.

Love is not and illusion; it is an investment.

You will only find on line what you put into it. If it is half hearted effort you will end up with only half hearted returns.

Nobody listens to a whiner,

A SMILE ups your face value and the reason people like smiling people is they usually are not talking and they are listening.

Just thought of another rule.

When one is trying to avoid a hangover, never stop drinking.

What's wrong with your computer keyboard? Are some of the letters broken?

lazy people that can't type a whole word... drives me crazy

"Its better to have it and not need it than need it and not have it."

"If something can go wrong it usually will." <-----Murphies law is probably the law of the universe I hate the most. Only because of how it applies itself so often.

I'm on phone. Not computer. Texting habit but u got the message just fine didn't u?

So True So True Hi Lion

That might work but you probably won't live long enough or be well enough to enjoy it.

ha I agree. Cheers!

Now that is a great rule, I'm just pooping out to top up my supply of vodka

Howdy Miss PacificStar.

she wasn't talking you, i don't think... your post was fine

Heres a couple movie quotes I've always found useful.

"Always remember to never forgot to check your references" -Real Genius

Probably my favorite is.
"Waiting at a closed door while an open one beckons is both foolish and futile" -The Big Brawl

Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.

I agree.

No matter where you go, there you are.