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Topic: valentines day
jennyanto Joined Sun 01/26/14 Posts: 2	Mon 02/03/14 08:36 AM
what the best gift to give to your spouse???

PacificStar48 Joined Tue 10/02/07 Posts: 13764	Mon 02/03/14 08:40 AM
Your Spouse? Realize there are couples here as long term members but the first reaction would be not to be on a single's dating site.

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48938	Mon 02/03/14 11:46 AM
what the best gift to give to your spouse??? If you don't have a living spouse, then what difference does it make?

Shy_Emo_chick Joined Fri 04/01/11 Posts: 4393	Mon 02/03/14 12:38 PM
I don't have one this year. It'll be me and my old self.

willing2 Joined Sun 06/08/08 Posts: 20221	Mon 02/03/14 05:54 PM
what the best gift to give to your spouse??? Your only 23 sweet cheeks. You ain't married and say you don't have kids. That is possibly the best news I've read today. You ever, before you get a good education and a secure career, think about losing your independence and your body gets all warped out of shape from big headed kids and your old man starts chasing strange tail.... BEFORE,I repeat,BEFORE, you find yourself there, read a whole bunch of our profiles and say to yourself, "Self, thank GOD I listened to that crustyassed old fart and didn't wind up being a lonely old hag with boobs hanging to my knees from all them big headed kids. And, I ain't got no lowlife loser man I have to support." You will be glad you waited. Now, if you have a FRIEND you want to get something for,get him a hammer. Tell him any time he gets the urge to(HIT YOU UP), To smack dat thang a couple times cuz, you don't go there.

Duttoneer Joined Sun 07/01/12 Posts: 4930	Tue 02/04/14 01:08 AM
what the best gift to give to your spouse??? Buy them a box of Chocs, something you can share together. Have a good one when it arrives.

Unknow Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 64077	Wed 02/05/14 06:06 AM
what the best gift to give to your spouse??? Buy them a box of Chocs, something you can share together. Have a good one when it arrives.

Scoobert Joined Sat 09/28/13 Posts: 12895	Wed 02/05/14 06:28 AM
Who cares if you don't have a spouse or significant other, which is why majority of us are on Mingle2 for.....

Enkoodabaoo Joined Sun 02/03/13 Posts: 130	Wed 02/05/14 06:34 AM
what the best gift to give to your spouse??? That depends. For me, I wouldn't be with a woman who would prefer an expensive gift over something sentimental. So I'd say something that makes you think of him or would remind him of you.

willing2 Joined Sun 06/08/08 Posts: 20221	Wed 02/05/14 08:57 AM
A bottle of aspirin and a script of hormones?

metalwing Joined Fri 11/14/08 Posts: 26218	Wed 02/05/14 09:00 AM
Buy them chocolate. Then to prove you love them and care about their health, eat them yourself!

lionsbrew Joined Tue 08/22/06 Posts: 14232	Wed 02/05/14 09:07 AM
It depends on the person. I would think any gift should always be tailored to the person your getting it for regardless of the holiday.

larsson71 Joined Fri 09/20/13 Posts: 2204	Wed 02/05/14 09:45 AM
Superglue his/her arse to the toilet seat and go to the pub with your mates and get rat-arsed!

Romma Joined Tue 08/20/13 Posts: 1	Thu 02/06/14 07:39 AM
A nice week-end getaway in a very nice hotel with red rose petals throughout the room and on the bed. Candle lighting throughout the room with soft music playing in the background. A nice bottle of wine, or champagne and some chocolate covered strawberries. :)

Shy_Emo_chick Joined Fri 04/01/11 Posts: 4393	Thu 02/06/14 08:29 AM
Superglue his/her arse to the toilet seat and go to the pub with your mates and get rat-arsed! Beejesus. That's kinda harsh. Sellotaping her to a toilet seat? How...................romantic.

willing2 Joined Sun 06/08/08 Posts: 20221	Thu 02/06/14 09:22 AM
A nice week-end getaway in a very nice hotel with red rose petals throughout the room and on the bed. Candle lighting throughout the room with soft music playing in the background. A nice bottle of wine, or champagne and some chocolate covered strawberries. :) Here ya' go, Darlin'. Pick yer flavor. Candles Romantic getaway. We can even film for later viewing. How's about a sweet Valentines getaway we can share with the world?

funkyfranky Joined Tue 05/01/12 Posts: 5966	Thu 02/06/14 09:32 AM
what the best gift to give to your spouse??? Your only 23 sweet cheeks. You ain't married and say you don't have kids. That is possibly the best news I've read today. You ever, before you get a good education and a secure career, think about losing your independence and your body gets all warped out of shape from big headed kids and your old man starts chasing strange tail.... BEFORE,I repeat,BEFORE, you find yourself there, read a whole bunch of our profiles and say to yourself, "Self, thank GOD I listened to that crustyassed old fart and didn't wind up being a lonely old hag with boobs hanging to my knees from all them big headed kids. And, I ain't got no lowlife loser man I have to support." You will be glad you waited. Now, if you have a FRIEND you want to get something for,get him a hammer. Tell him any time he gets the urge to(HIT YOU UP), To smack dat thang a couple times cuz, you don't go there. Sound advice Willing, I'll bear it in mind

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48938	Thu 02/06/14 09:37 AM
A nice week-end getaway in a very nice hotel with red rose petals throughout the room and on the bed. Candle lighting throughout the room with soft music playing in the background. A nice bottle of wine, or champagne and some chocolate covered strawberries. :) Wow, what a fantasy. Good luck finding a way to make that happen.

realcarebear Joined Sat 12/07/13 Posts: 6876	Thu 02/06/14 09:43 AM Edited by realcarebear on Thu 02/06/14 09:45 AM
A nice week-end getaway in a very nice hotel with red rose petals throughout the room and on the bed. Candle lighting throughout the room with soft music playing in the background. A nice bottle of wine, or champagne and some chocolate covered strawberries. :) Here ya' go, Darlin'. Pick yer flavor. Candles Romantic getaway. We can even film for later viewing. How's about a sweet Valentines getaway we can share with the world?

funkyfranky Joined Tue 05/01/12 Posts: 5966	Thu 02/06/14 09:45 AM
A bottle of vodka and I'm anyone's valentine