what the best gift to give to your spouse???

Your Spouse? Realize there are couples here as long term members but the first reaction would be not to be on a single's dating site.

If you don't have a living spouse, then what difference does it make?

I don't have one this year. It'll be me and my old self.

Your only 23 sweet cheeks.

You ain't married and say you don't have kids.

That is possibly the best news I've read today.

You ever, before you get a good education and a secure career, think about losing your independence and your body gets all warped out of shape from big headed kids and your old man starts chasing strange tail....

BEFORE,I repeat,BEFORE, you find yourself there, read a whole bunch of our profiles and say to yourself, "Self, thank GOD I listened to that crustyassed old fart and didn't wind up being a lonely old hag with boobs hanging to my knees from all them big headed kids. And, I ain't got no lowlife loser man I have to support."

You will be glad you waited.

Now, if you have a FRIEND you want to get something for,get him a hammer. Tell him any time he gets the urge to(HIT YOU UP), To smack dat thang a couple times cuz, you don't go there.

Buy them a box of Chocs, something you can share together.

Have a good one when it arrives.

Who cares if you don't have a spouse or significant other, which is why majority of us are on Mingle2 for.....

That depends. For me, I wouldn't be with a woman who would prefer an expensive gift over something sentimental. So I'd say something that makes you think of him or would remind him of you.

A bottle of aspirin and a script of hormones?

Buy them chocolate. Then to prove you love them and care about their health, eat them yourself!

It depends on the person. I would think any gift should always be tailored to the person your getting it for regardless of the holiday.

Superglue his/her arse to the toilet seat and go to the pub with your mates and get rat-arsed!

A nice week-end getaway in a very nice hotel with red rose petals throughout the room and on the bed. Candle lighting throughout the room with soft music playing in the background. A nice bottle of wine, or champagne and some chocolate covered strawberries. :)

Beejesus.

That's kinda harsh. Sellotaping her to a toilet seat? How...................romantic.

Here ya' go, Darlin'.
Pick yer flavor.



Candles



Romantic getaway. We can even film for later viewing.



How's about a sweet Valentines getaway we can share with the world?

Sound advice Willing, I'll bear it in mind

Wow, what a fantasy.

Good luck finding a way to make that happen.

A bottle of vodka and I'm anyone's valentine