I've never had a std I couldn't get rid of. Will u go out with me...? Or in my case "Susan will u go to prom with me?"

Walk up with a cup of crushed ice and hand it to her before saying.
"There the hard parts done. Whats your name?"

If I had to choose between one night with you or winning the lottery. I would choose the lottery. But it would be sooooo close, real close.

"Got any Irish in ya? Would you like some?"

My most successful ice breaker is this:

"Mind if I sit here ugly, you look like you could use the company".

Never been slapped! But make sure she's not there with someone first. It gets a little tense if you make that error.

I guess after hearing every inebriated slob tell her how beautiful she is it is a refreshing change and piques her interest. Guarantee the first words out of her mouth will be, "did you just call me ugly?" I say, "yes I did", and introduce myself. We'll talk for hours if nothing else.

When I was young feller fox hunting in beer joints I would see a woman i wanted to talk to and walk up to her, look her dead in the eye and with all the seriousness i could muster, say, "Why don't we get drunk and rub our bellies together". She'd laugh, I'd laugh, we'd talk and sometimes...