if you hate this world then go back the way you came here

Like my rolex?

como estas amor de mi vida por que no hablas con migo voy aser el amor de tu vida amor no sabias

Knickers off, cos i'm gonna ride you like Frankie Dettori, in The Derby! Short and to the point? Simple as!

"Can I buy you a drink so I look better?"

"Do these look real?"

Get your coat you've pulled.

Excuse me miss, i'm a doctor - did you know there are 262 bones in the human body?

*wait for reply*

Would you like 263???

*wiggle eyebrows*

Are there any parties? Yep, one in my trousers, whenever you take them off?

I think you are absolutely gorgeous...

I like a challenge. I'll go to the girl giving me dirty looks if I glance her way. I'll walk up and say "I can see by the look in your eyes you believe this to be my real body. Nah, it's a rental. My real one is Fabio, I just sent it out to get the hair done." I've gotten giggles, laughs, and beer through her nose. Fabio-remember him? u 'memberrr.

LOL One that always worked for me is....

Excuse me Darrrlin; thought you would want you to know there is something on your back pocket.

Invariably they will stand up and start craining their neck to see. Then you say let me look maybe it fell off.

Then you slip a little note (email) in their pocket opposite their wallet with just enough of a little nudge, and walk away with your your very best strut. Turn around smile like you just won the lotto. 9 times out of 10 they will leap tall buildings in a single bound to ask you for the next dance, play pool, whatever is going on.

1j:"Do fries come with that chicken?"
She:"You mean do fries come with that shake."
1j:"Nah, I shake it cause I got it and I like to flaunt it. Ain't no fries come wit it."

Hmm. Last I knew it was 206 bones.

Yeah, but his wrists are shattered from masturbating! So for the time being, he has more! Ha ha

he asked about icebraker line , not deal breaker one

Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers

That was just a line? I feel so used. She said it so convincingly tho'.

That is awesome. Yet so true.
I do beleive there are nice girls out there who truly like the guy for being nice. The others who like the not so nice guys are the ones we watch and laugh about on reality tv or the reason why we have a high divorce rate.
I been in bar industy for awhile too and have seen lots. It totally blows my mind some of these cheap *** lines and talking to the girls with disrespect and they seem to love it. It do work.
personally I was not raised that way and could not being it upon myself to act like that.
so I will just continue to be that boring nice guy

What if they are wearing wearing a skirt? Where do you put the note?lol