I was told when I was a child that when I was eating an orange, if I swallowed any pips then I would get an orange tree growing inside me.
Still makes me smile

'your face will get stuck like that",,,lol

Yes, I got told that too.

I brought you into this world, I can take you out ....


privilege doesn't come without responsibility....


if your friends jumped off a cliff......

If i told you once, i told you a thousand times..... The stork brought you in the night! You have to go to church and i replied No, thats between me and god, your job is to only provide transportation, (age 13, and she capitulated,& the next week my older brother chose not to go either.) Would you like a cigarette? How about trying a beer? ( dont smoke or drink beer to this day) You are going to college (age 5 by default stayed there so long they offered me a Ph.D to simply leave) Age eleven asked my father whether he loved me and he said NO!! (that took eight years to accept!) No, there is not going to be any christmas this year!!

I'll wipe that smile of your face

lol,,,,,

every no is one answer closer to a yes,,,

If I told you to put your hand in the fire

lol,, and was that to make you reconsider listening to them?

no, it was when one of my friends asked me to do something wrong and I did it and got caught.

One day when I climbed up onto a 20ft high tree, my mum shouted to me from the kitchen window ' Come down from there? If you fall out of that tree and break your legs, don't come running to me!! ' Never understood that one?

Don't say I didn't warn you.

Stop crying or I will give you some thing to cry about! (After I just got a spanking???)

I told her I hated my sisters guts.

She said,"Shut up and eat what's put in front of you."

I was taught,, there are some who will find some reason to criticize anything you do,, you could walk on water and they would criticize you for how your feet got wet,,,,

to this day , we still have a saying when we see something that fits this dsecrption ,, we say 'yeah, but their feet got wet'

lol

love my mom

Mah mammy said, if'n it ain't werf workin fo, it ain't werf havin.

You'll shoot your eye out.

I was never told that one. But I loved that line from A Christmas story. lol

Keep touching it like that and it'll fall off.

Just wait until your father gets home

Lord give me the strength

Oh so you think you grown now?

Do you got some chick-fil-A money??

I will slap you into the middle of next week