"if you keep pulling on it,you'll pull it off and end up like your sister.you know she used to be your brother,right?"

Shut that pnamonia hole.

Only bad people go out at night.

Sit up straight.
dont ware shorts boys will see your half naked body.
Dont ever depend on a man.
always be polite .
Horses dont belong in the house.
Hush your mouth young lady.
dont point
company is here go outside and play.
Dont do that in frint of the boys
Do you have shorts on under that dress
The celler is not a pool .

when you find someone that bullies others, its usually because they are being bullied or have some other insecurity,,,,

try to have empathy that they don't feel loved

do as i say, not as i do...

dont run with that stick, you'll poke your eye out....

when you get your home, you can do what you want
in this home you do what we want

My mom use to say you got one A hole in your pants u don't need another one!! Lmao.... Ps. Some men aren't A holes's... But those are the one's you have to be very careful about giving them to much of you!!!

My mom said those same words

men only want one thing

be sure to change your underwear. if you get into an accident and have to go to the hospital you want to be wearing clean underwear

girls can't do math

Richard Pryor's dad: "Get in the street, let me fetch the car."
I thought that was hilarious.

Close your eyes and go to sleep or the boogieman will come and get you!

dont make me pull this car over

My dad's parting words of wisdom when i moved out on my own:

"Keep yer pecker in your britches and save yer money."

i'm gonna to keep this for future use!!

yeah! i heard that from mom too... and now i pass it on to my son.

Dad : Son, your mother is a miserable cun+!

Mom : Boy never end up like your deadbeat father!

...yeah, that's how good I had it. Luv 'em both!

On the contrary -

Both : If you have nothing good to say then don't say anthing!

Don't speak of your (father / mother) that way, only I can!

You remind me so much of your...

.. if you keep playing with it !it's going to fall off..

My mom would always say move out from in front of the TV ....your Daddy wasn't a glass maker!

Both: When you're out with your friends, before you do anything that might be stupid, pretend that we're right behind you.

Dad: Try and save at least 3 months of pay in the bank. You never know when you'll be unemployed.

Both: Stay away from stupid people. You aren't stupid, but have done some stupid things.

Dad: No matter how you feel about your sisters, always have their backs. If you see them getting hurt, be their younger, but bigger brother, and kick some ***. Don't hit a girl, but still keep your sisters from getting hurt. (I never figured out how to keep a girl from hitting either of them without hurting that girl). And, I have never hit a woman to this day- other than a little slap and tickle. ;)

Mom: Discard the people in your life that cause you pain. There are plenty of people that want nothing but good things for you.

Dad: Treat every woman like a Princess on a pedestal. The one that treats you the same way will be a keeper.

Dad- as a WWII Veteran, as I was entering the Army too- Do whatever your leaders tell you to do, and don't ever volunteer for anything. What you think will be the task will not be the task at all.

Both: Are you tired of doing chores twice??? When you do something, do it as well as you can, and you won't have to do it over.

Mom: Clean it, don't clean AT it.

Dad: Women are like flowers. Some of the ugliest smell best, and some of the prettiest smell like dookie. HUH, Dad ????