Welcome. You are expected to buy a round your first visit. We'll decide if we want you to come back or just drag you by your legs around the parking lot.

Meaningless posts, head over to the Meaningless Thread.

Drunken posts go here.

Use the spittoon!

If you hurl, you clean it up.

When you pass out, we'll leave you lay where you drop.

All gunfights, knife fights, brawling, take it out in the street.

Anything you break, you pay for it.

No animals allowed.

See rule above before you bring your girlfriend/boyfriend in here.

Gambling permitted, 50% house fee on all games.

Tabletop dancing, stripping, nudity permitted. As long as you are good looking.

This is not BYOB, all food, drinks must be purchased on premisis.

Rooms available on 2nd. floor. Short time, 30 minute, hourly, daily, weekly, monthly rates.

Short pipes/stacks, stand close to urinal.

Full service available: See room rates. check with waitress for her availability.

Handicapped access.

Translators available with advance notice.

Enjoy!

The United States needs to DEPORT that ignorant idiot Justin Bieber back to Canada where he crawled from under a sewer.

Free drinks for the first Meaningless, Sexy, Beautiful, Martian Girl who comes in and keeps me company. I hate drinking alone in here.

Free drinks for life if she rides a Harley and has meaningless sex with me.

How about if she rides a Schwinn and has mean sex

DaveCatalina ~ calls for the bouncer.

I have been a bartender in a few of these places in my 20 year career and I got to tell you I meet the best people in these kinda bars so hey brother put me on the schedule and I'll go grab another keg and mix up a batch of "Killer Koolaid shots". No need to pay me my friend I'll work on tips. Lets get this party going!!

Nowaday I no longer have the bike, I do not feel safe cos getting older, but I own a scooter yamaha 400, can I come in that bar too .. I'm a teetotaler, drink only coffee

Any military vet in uniform receives free drinks and dinner on the house.

You don't have to ride anything as long as you can crawl in the door unassisted.

But, horses must be left outside.

Coffee is fine with a shot of Jack Daniels as a chaser.

Wat'll ya' have Jack? Your first one's on the house. Yep, you got the job, shove a dirty towel in your belt and get to work.

I'm even gonna' offer you the position of honorary moderator of this stinkin' bar, just a trial ya' understand, see how you work out and how long ya' think ya' can last in here.

You have to put 10% of your tips in the tip pool, ya' understand?

Mon, Tues, Wed, Thurs, Fri, Sat, Sun nites ONLY. ~SPECIAL!

Free drinks for all Biker Broads and Rowdy Cowgirl Babes that come in topless.

Mon, Tues, Wed, Thurs, Fri, Sat, Sun. nite ONLY. ~SPECIAL~

Free pitchers for all Pole Dancers!

Hey! Someone go put some more quarters in the Jukebox!

HELP WANTED:

TOPLESS WAITRESSES NEEDED, GREAT TIPS, LONG HOURS. NO TIME OFF PERMITTED.

MUST FURNISH OWN G-STRING UNIFORM AND BOOTS

see Dave or Jack in the back room to apply

HELP WANTED:

POLE DANCERS: GREAT TIPS, LONG HOURS, NO TIME OFF ALLOWED;

JOB DESCRIPTION - REQUIREMENTS: NO EXPERIENCE NECESSARY, MUST HAVE BIG . .

see Dave or Jack in the back room for audition

HELP WANTED:

BARBACK

see Jack at the bar

HELP WANTED:

BARTENDERS

HOURS: NEGOTIABLE

see Jack at the bar

Hennessy, Courvoisier,Slow gin, CC,Beefeater,Tanqueray,You name it, we play it, we pour it, you pay it, thats my motto!! Dollar shot specials include, Killer Koolaid, Coconut Crush, Sex on the Beach,Mind eraser's,Killer Bees ,and Sling Shots.All ladies drinks half off during the foot ball game,and ladies choice for any dance floor music because without the ladies what the hell would we be doing here!! Motorcycle burnouts allowed out in the parking lot and shot girls with test tubes of tequila for sale out there and for people waiting in line.All beers outside must be served in plastic cups to avoid bloody fights or flat tires. Must be 21 to enter and 41 to leave.

Bottle of Aftershock if you have one Jack?