Topic: What is your first open liner when you first start chatting
Mazzie76's photo
Mon 12/23/13 01:45 AM
What is your first liner apart from the usual hi, how are you?

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Wed 12/25/13 03:35 AM
Take me home

larsson71's photo
Wed 12/25/13 03:41 AM
Depends on where I am and who i'm with, but i'm never stuck for words though!

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Wed 12/25/13 06:01 AM
"Hmmmm, you look delicious."

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Wed 12/25/13 11:30 AM

"Hmmmm, you look delicious."


Hannibal Lecter, is that you????scared

izzyphoto1977's photo
Wed 12/25/13 11:43 AM
Are you the stuff of my nightmares? lol

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Wed 12/25/13 11:57 AM
different situations call for different approaches...

at a store or restaurant, to cashier or waitress:
so, do you come here often?

at a biker bar, to the biggest, burliest woman:
*grab her by the throat*, then say, fock or fight

at a regular bar, to any woman that strikes your fancy:
well fock me if i'm wrong, but isn't your name Magnus Ver Magnusson?

at the fast food chicken place, to female worker:
i'd like to take a look at your legs, breasts and thighs

pull up to a bus stop on a motorcycle, at woman sitting on bench:
(be sure she doesn't have a kid or a bunch of bags with her)
well it's obvious you need a ride, and i'm going that way. hop on

at a funeral, to any female guest not crying:
this is a really nice cemetery, and so popular. people are just dying to get in

when on an online dating site, directed at females:
(message me to find out)