I've had a quick look at some of the previous posts, and thought "You know what.... I think I'd like a kick in the nads too".
So here's my post asking for a gentle rub before the full on leg swing with a running start.

Oh, and there's no "First Date" question, so I couldn't put...

"Quiet pub, smack with a club and a fumble in the car park"... done it now though :)

What did you want to be rated on exactly?

Okay, maybe I'm missing the point here... The topic is "Rate my profile"... So I thought it might be suggestive that I'm asking for my profile to be critiqued.

:p



:D

Alrighty then...

It's too chatty and misleading; from the headline it appears that you want a female friend, but according to your description, it sounds like you want a FWB or someone to join in a 3 way with your wife (gf, or whatever, I didn't read that closely).

So yeah, you need to be more clear, and if you want to actually meet someone, you'll need a photo. Most people don't want to hook up with a faceless stranger...well, they might, but that's a whole other site....

Best to you..

Maybe start with saying your married, intend to stay married and are looking for someone on the side.
I wouldn't make me particularly happy to spend (=waste) my time reading a tome only to find out the guy is married.
Picture would help too, esp as there will be few ppl interested in being the fifth wheel on the wagon.

It's not clear to me what you want / expect from this second woman? Is it just sex or also going out, doing fun things? Is it sex with you AND your wife?

Thanks for the info. It's clearly not clear enough, as I'm interested in chatting to people, not looking to hook up with anyone in any way (but don't want to completely rule out any kind of meet) other than chat. I'll look at it some more.

Thanks for the help :)