Community > Coffee Houses, Bars & Chit Chat

Topic: Are women more susceptible to philistinism than men?
larsson71 Joined Fri 09/20/13 Posts: 2204	Sat 10/26/13 12:43 PM
I wore a kilt as I was best man at my mates wedding and wore nothing as you're supposed to do under it? Never again! An icy gust of wind later and my nuts had retracted that far into my body that I had 3 adams apples!!! And there's me thinking you did the roofing in a kilt ... Only in the summer, or i'd have piles on the tiles!

SparklingCrystal 💖💎 Joined Mon 05/20/13 Posts: 33269	Sat 10/26/13 12:52 PM
I wore a kilt as I was best man at my mates wedding and wore nothing as you're supposed to do under it? Never again! An icy gust of wind later and my nuts had retracted that far into my body that I had 3 adams apples!!! And there's me thinking you did the roofing in a kilt ... Only in the summer, or i'd have piles on the tiles! Never stuck for words, are you.

larsson71 Joined Fri 09/20/13 Posts: 2204	Sat 10/26/13 12:58 PM
I wore a kilt as I was best man at my mates wedding and wore nothing as you're supposed to do under it? Never again! An icy gust of wind later and my nuts had retracted that far into my body that I had 3 adams apples!!! And there's me thinking you did the roofing in a kilt ... Only in the summer, or i'd have piles on the tiles! Never stuck for words, are you. Only when my mum is having a go at me Crystal.

dcastelmissy Joined Thu 08/01/13 Posts: 39633	Sat 10/26/13 01:07 PM
lionsbrew dcastelmissy larsson71 You guys are hilariously wicked lol I can only speak for myself----Yup!

dcastelmissy Joined Thu 08/01/13 Posts: 39633	Sat 10/26/13 01:09 PM
I wore a kilt as I was best man at my mates wedding and wore nothing as you're supposed to do under it? Never again! An icy gust of wind later and my nuts had retracted that far into my body that I had 3 adams apples!!! And there's me thinking you did the roofing in a kilt ... Only in the summer, or i'd have piles on the tiles! Never stuck for words, are you. Only when my mum is having a go at me Crystal. Good thing you said that Larsson, cause if I ever hear that you open your mouth to your mom I will personally drag you by the ear and take you out to the woodshed and whoop your *** until it comes out of your mouth!

larsson71 Joined Fri 09/20/13 Posts: 2204	Sat 10/26/13 01:18 PM
I wore a kilt as I was best man at my mates wedding and wore nothing as you're supposed to do under it? Never again! An icy gust of wind later and my nuts had retracted that far into my body that I had 3 adams apples!!! And there's me thinking you did the roofing in a kilt ... Only in the summer, or i'd have piles on the tiles! Never stuck for words, are you. Only when my mum is having a go at me Crystal. Good thing you said that Larsson, cause if I ever hear that you open your mouth to your mom I will personally drag you by the ear and take you out to the woodshed and whoop your *** until it comes out of your mouth! Don't think i'm wearing those leather trousers though? Last time I wore pair of those my nuts looked like 2 sweaty prunes!

dcastelmissy Joined Thu 08/01/13 Posts: 39633	Sat 10/26/13 01:23 PM Edited by dcastelmissy on Sat 10/26/13 01:24 PM
I wore a kilt as I was best man at my mates wedding and wore nothing as you're supposed to do under it? Never again! An icy gust of wind later and my nuts had retracted that far into my body that I had 3 adams apples!!! And there's me thinking you did the roofing in a kilt ... Only in the summer, or i'd have piles on the tiles! Never stuck for words, are you. Only when my mum is having a go at me Crystal. Good thing you said that Larsson, cause if I ever hear that you open your mouth to your mom I will personally drag you by the ear and take you out to the woodshed and whoop your *** until it comes out of your mouth! Don't think i'm wearing those leather trousers though? Last time I wore pair of those my nuts looked like 2 sweaty prunes! There goes that mouth again!

SparklingCrystal 💖💎 Joined Mon 05/20/13 Posts: 33269	Sat 10/26/13 03:18 PM
I wore a kilt as I was best man at my mates wedding and wore nothing as you're supposed to do under it? Never again! An icy gust of wind later and my nuts had retracted that far into my body that I had 3 adams apples!!! And there's me thinking you did the roofing in a kilt ... Only in the summer, or i'd have piles on the tiles! Never stuck for words, are you. Only when my mum is having a go at me Crystal. Good thing you said that Larsson, cause if I ever hear that you open your mouth to your mom I will personally drag you by the ear and take you out to the woodshed and whoop your *** until it comes out of your mouth! Don't think i'm wearing those leather trousers though? Last time I wore pair of those my nuts looked like 2 sweaty prunes! You talk a lot about your nuts and your mum ... It's beginning to sound like a serious case of Oedipus complex to me I willing offer counselling you, although I prefer coaching. The sessions will be in Dutch, but I sure we will manage

larsson71 Joined Fri 09/20/13 Posts: 2204	Sat 10/26/13 03:26 PM
I wore a kilt as I was best man at my mates wedding and wore nothing as you're supposed to do under it? Never again! An icy gust of wind later and my nuts had retracted that far into my body that I had 3 adams apples!!! And there's me thinking you did the roofing in a kilt ... Only in the summer, or i'd have piles on the tiles! Never stuck for words, are you. Only when my mum is having a go at me Crystal. Good thing you said that Larsson, cause if I ever hear that you open your mouth to your mom I will personally drag you by the ear and take you out to the woodshed and whoop your *** until it comes out of your mouth! Don't think i'm wearing those leather trousers though? Last time I wore pair of those my nuts looked like 2 sweaty prunes! You talk a lot about your nuts and your mum ... It's beginning to sound like a serious case of Oedipus complex to me I willing offer counselling you, although I prefer coaching. The sessions will be in Dutch, but I sure we will manage Nah, it's just a Scottish sense of humour Crystal. My mates are all the same, but my brother is an enigma? He could be a stand up comedian easily! We just grew up in a house full of laughter, that's all.

SparklingCrystal 💖💎 Joined Mon 05/20/13 Posts: 33269	Sat 10/26/13 03:38 PM
I wore a kilt as I was best man at my mates wedding and wore nothing as you're supposed to do under it? Never again! An icy gust of wind later and my nuts had retracted that far into my body that I had 3 adams apples!!! And there's me thinking you did the roofing in a kilt ... Only in the summer, or i'd have piles on the tiles! Never stuck for words, are you. Only when my mum is having a go at me Crystal. Good thing you said that Larsson, cause if I ever hear that you open your mouth to your mom I will personally drag you by the ear and take you out to the woodshed and whoop your *** until it comes out of your mouth! Don't think i'm wearing those leather trousers though? Last time I wore pair of those my nuts looked like 2 sweaty prunes! You talk a lot about your nuts and your mum ... It's beginning to sound like a serious case of Oedipus complex to me I willing offer counselling you, although I prefer coaching. The sessions will be in Dutch, but I sure we will manage Nah, it's just a Scottish sense of humour Crystal. My mates are all the same, but my brother is an enigma? He could be a stand up comedian easily! We just grew up in a house full of laughter, that's all. So you're telling me you're declining my offer for counselling? Free sessions, in Dutch? (THANK GOD for that! I effing HATE counselling, haha)

larsson71 Joined Fri 09/20/13 Posts: 2204	Sat 10/26/13 03:49 PM
I wore a kilt as I was best man at my mates wedding and wore nothing as you're supposed to do under it? Never again! An icy gust of wind later and my nuts had retracted that far into my body that I had 3 adams apples!!! And there's me thinking you did the roofing in a kilt ... Only in the summer, or i'd have piles on the tiles! Never stuck for words, are you. Only when my mum is having a go at me Crystal. Good thing you said that Larsson, cause if I ever hear that you open your mouth to your mom I will personally drag you by the ear and take you out to the woodshed and whoop your *** until it comes out of your mouth! Don't think i'm wearing those leather trousers though? Last time I wore pair of those my nuts looked like 2 sweaty prunes! You talk a lot about your nuts and your mum ... It's beginning to sound like a serious case of Oedipus complex to me I willing offer counselling you, although I prefer coaching. The sessions will be in Dutch, but I sure we will manage Nah, it's just a Scottish sense of humour Crystal. My mates are all the same, but my brother is an enigma? He could be a stand up comedian easily! We just grew up in a house full of laughter, that's all. So you're telling me you're declining my offer for counselling? Free sessions, in Dutch? (THANK GOD for that! I effing HATE counselling, haha) Anyway, my head is fried enough, without having to burden anyone else with that Crystal? I'm watching the Real Radio, wind-ups on Youtube just now. What a laugh! You have to watch them sometime?

SparklingCrystal 💖💎 Joined Mon 05/20/13 Posts: 33269	Sat 10/26/13 04:09 PM
Maybe I will :) RIght now I'm watching the Walking Dead, totally sucked into it

stueebaby Joined Sat 05/04/13 Posts: 5988	Sat 10/26/13 04:23 PM
: Plenty of Intellectual Personality comments to be read here !!! The packaging can sometimes be misleading , A beautiful home on the outside can sometimes be very cold and sterile on the inside !!! Buyer Bewae !!!! I agree with all of the previous thread responses ? Never judge a book by its cover !! Read the book and then determine its content and depth !!!

paintecards01 Joined Wed 09/11/13 Posts: 4725	Sat 10/26/13 07:34 PM
Maybe I will :) RIght now I'm watching the Walking Dead, totally sucked into it I love that show so much!!!!

navygirl Joined Sat 06/02/07 Posts: 8118	Sat 10/26/13 09:11 PM
I don't think women appreciate the science of physiognomy as much as men do. For example, all the great artists have been men. You always hear women talking about what's on the inside as opposed to what's on the outside. I think they put too much emphasis on personality and not enough on aesthetics. Which is why you often see below average looking guys going out with highly attractive women. They have never had it so good. In the past they were shoved aside to make way for men that were more macho and better looking. But now feminism has ruined everything. It has turned the natural order of things upside down. I think it's time we got back to basics. What do you think? Well, to rip this apart: - physiognomy has nothing much to do with aesthetics. -�� All great artist were men as women had to do the laundry, raise 18 children, cook and clean and at night spread her legs for nr 19. Not much time to think about using Yellow Ochre and Van Dyke brown or using a large chisel for the marble. -�� We have to resort to below average looking guys as the metro-man who groomed, has gone out of style, made redundant or labelled "queer"��. - The macho man has gone extinct, not cos of feminism but by letting their boys with toys attitude prevail over masculinity. GTA5, COD, MOHAA, CS are now more important than impressing a lady. -�� You cannot blame feminism for men being too lazy to work on their masculinity. Men chose to limit themselves to training biceps only: left one by lifting beer cans, right one by "��talking"�� to the hand, preferably simultaneously. @ Larsson: rumour has it that Mona Lisa was Leonardo himself As for handing him over to me, not a bad idea. I'm sure I can mold him into shape. By the time I'll hand him back over, he'll be wearing tight black boxers, leather trousers, he'll know how to treat a woman, be respectful and embrace feminism for allowing him to be such a cool guy. Wow, this is an awesome reply. You go girl.

navygirl Joined Sat 06/02/07 Posts: 8118	Sat 10/26/13 09:11 PM Edited by navygirl on Sat 10/26/13 09:14 PM


Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48926	Sun 10/27/13 01:48 AM
So you're telling me you're declining my offer for counselling? Free sessions, in Dutch? (THANK GOD for that! I effing HATE counselling, haha) Yeah, we hate your counseling, too. Wait. Did I just say that out loud?

SparklingCrystal 💖💎 Joined Mon 05/20/13 Posts: 33269	Sun 10/27/13 04:47 AM
So you're telling me you're declining my offer for counselling? Free sessions, in Dutch? (THANK GOD for that! I effing HATE counselling, haha) Yeah, we hate your counseling, too. Wait. Did I just say that out loud? Don't worry, any bloke that identifies himself with a fluffy puppet and thinks of himself in plural is beyond any counselling ... Maybe you should call Frasier? He does tossed salad and scrambled eggs

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48926	Sun 10/27/13 11:04 AM
So you're telling me you're declining my offer for counselling? Free sessions, in Dutch? (THANK GOD for that! I effing HATE counselling, haha) Yeah, we hate your counseling, too. Wait. Did I just say that out loud? Don't worry, any bloke that identifies himself with a fluffy puppet and thinks of himself in plural is beyond any counselling ... Maybe you should call Frasier? He does tossed salad and scrambled eggs Does Frasier do "cat", too?