Topic: A true girlfriend will . . .
Dodo_David's photo
Fri 10/25/13 06:07 AM


a true girlfriend will....


fix me a sammich while she's washing the sheets after we bump uglies smokin


And I was so sure you were just gonna say "show me her (.)(.)s whenever I want!" You disappointed me JT! tears :tongue:


He is hungry. He wants his sammich first.

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Fri 10/25/13 06:10 AM
A true girlfriend will live up to the promises and committments she makes to her partner , And that also applies to the guy also !!! Take genuine interest n her fellas interests even if she may regard them as uninteresting ? A happy dude is only happy when a girl can forgive him when he stuffs up , Shares the financial committments equally , To many want a man servant !!! A girlfriend is just that a friend , And if u work hard , Those feelings shud lead to other enjoyable benefits :smile: :wink:

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Fri 10/25/13 06:36 AM


a true girlfriend will....


fix me a sammich while she's washing the sheets after we bump uglies smokin


And I was so sure you were just gonna say "show me her (.)(.)s whenever I want!" You disappointed me JT! tears :tongue:



that's one of the perks of bumpin uglies happy

Dodo_David's photo
Fri 10/25/13 10:40 AM

... will steer clear from guys with a pathetic tit for tat attitude. meaning all of you so far, with exception of Jack.

If you compare what women come up with in "A true boyfriend will ... " with this BS ...
Mostly positive, loving and non-judgmental things. What do men do? Very childishly open this topic, so you can start having a go at women.
If this is how you feel about women, what are you doing here? Stick with the hand-jive and deactivate!

The good thing is that it makes clear which ones of you are mature and come up with a decent answer and which ones of you aren't.

And it proves that I was right with my topic "woman are more advanced than men when it comes to personal growth".
Like I said in that thread: No wonder so many women can't find a mature man: if you lot are representative of what's out there, they barely exist.

Have fun with you tit for tat, don't forget to get the beer out when you have your men-group session of feeling sorry for yourselves :)





rofl

Here is something to go with the above-quoted post.


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Fri 10/25/13 11:57 AM
I must have missed that topic. What a shame.

Seems to me that the guys in this thread aren't asking for all that much and if being mature and more advanced in personal growth is being really demanding you can keep it.

Now, if this topic had been about what each of us personally wants from a woman you might have got a lot of different answers but I took it as being more abstract than that and about what us guys can probably agree upon.

What's wrong with a woman that wants to make me a sandwich or do a bit of washing etc, as well as the other things guys here have mentioned? Personally, I think that it's nice if women want to do those things for me but I don't demand it of them and I'm not going to pretend for one minute that I'm the sort of lickspittal that runs around after women like a blue arsed fly or finds all of that kissing in the rain crap romantic.

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Fri 10/25/13 12:00 PM
I've never understood the "make me a sandwich" thing with guys, is it so hard to make your own sandwich or do you actually think that means your gf/wife cares about you because she did it?

TawtStrat's photo
Fri 10/25/13 12:14 PM

I've never understood the "make me a sandwich" thing with guys, is it so hard to make your own sandwich or do you actually think that means your gf/wife cares about you because she did it?


The latter. I'm not saying that all women are the same but from my personal experience women can actually be offended if you say to them that it's alright and that you can make your own sandwich.

Let's put it this way. If I invite a girlfriend round and she says that she wants to make me a sandwich, or do my washing, or tidy up a bit and I say no and that I didn't invite her round for that, what's she going to think that I did just invite her round for?

I'm quite capable of making my own sandwiches but a lot of women say that they like to make themselves useful. If a guy wants to do things for a girlfriend to make himself useful and save her the hassle of doing it herself isn't it the same thing really? I'll do anything that involves heavy lifting quite happily for example. Not saying that a woman can't do it but I don't think that I would be much of a gentleman if I didn't at least offer to do it for her.

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Fri 10/25/13 12:17 PM


I've never understood the "make me a sandwich" thing with guys, is it so hard to make your own sandwich or do you actually think that means your gf/wife cares about you because she did it?


The latter. I'm not saying that all women are the same but from my personal experience women can actually be offended if you say to them that it's alright and that you can make your own sandwich.

Let's put it this way. If I invite a girlfriend round and she says that she wants to make me a sandwich, or do my washing, or tidy up a bit and I say no and that I didn't invite her round for that, what's she going to think that I did just invite her round for?

I'm quite capable of making my own sandwiches but a lot of women say that they like to make themselves useful. If a guy wants to do things for a girlfriend to make himself useful and save her the hassle of doing it herself isn't it the same thing really? I'll do anything that involves heavy lifting quite happily for example. Not saying that a woman can't do it but I don't think that I would be much of a gentleman if I didn't at least offer to do it for her.


I guess I'm weird, I'd never offer to make a guy a sandwich. Or clean up his house. I figure he can do that stuff himself if he wants it done.

Dodo_David's photo
Fri 10/25/13 12:23 PM
I guess I'm weird, I'd never offer to make a guy a sandwich. Or clean up his house. I figure he can do that stuff himself if he wants it done.


I already do that stuff for myself. See?


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Fri 10/25/13 12:24 PM
*rescues the kitty from the loaves of bread*

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Fri 10/25/13 12:27 PM
A true girlfriend will ...


... stay off a high horse.


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Fri 10/25/13 12:30 PM
I make my own sandwiches, because no one else can make a proper liverwurst and onion sandwich like a can.

Dodo_David's photo
Fri 10/25/13 12:34 PM

*rescues the kitty from the loaves of bread*




Just what is wrong with a guy eating a kitty accompanied by a couple of buns? indifferent



















Should I skip the bread and have kitty stew instead?

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Fri 10/25/13 12:51 PM
The only reason you won't find me on a high horse is because I'm afraid of heights (unless I have Xanax) and I haven't ridden a horse since I was 6 years old so there's a good chance I'd fall off and break something.

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Fri 10/25/13 12:52 PM


*rescues the kitty from the loaves of bread*




Just what is wrong with a guy eating a kitty accompanied by a couple of buns? indifferent


















Should I skip the bread and have kitty stew instead?


Kitties are not food! They are soft, evil creatures who make me sneeze....

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Fri 10/25/13 12:54 PM

I make my own sandwiches, because no one else can make a proper liverwurst and onion sandwich like a can.


I can respect that; liverwurst and onions is serious bizzness.

Dodo_David's photo
Fri 10/25/13 12:57 PM

The only reason you won't find me on a high horse is because I'm afraid of heights (unless I have Xanax) and I haven't ridden a horse since I was 6 years old so there's a good chance I'd fall off and break something.


noway



paintecards01, are you a Melmacian? I ask because we Melmacians take things literally.

I will clarify.

A single woman who sits on a proverbial "high-horse" is likely to remain single.

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Fri 10/25/13 12:59 PM
No one ever gets my sarcasm.
sad frustrated grumble

I like being single so I'll stay up on my proverbial high horse...
:tongue: smokin

Dodo_David's photo
Fri 10/25/13 01:00 PM



*rescues the kitty from the loaves of bread*




Just what is wrong with a guy eating a kitty accompanied by a couple of buns? indifferent


















Should I skip the bread and have kitty stew instead?


Kitties are not food! They are soft, evil creatures who make me sneeze....


Ah! You aren't Melmacian after all. At least you know that kitties are evil.

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Fri 10/25/13 01:03 PM
Yeah, I love them but they're devil spawns. I was holding one once as she slept, so soft and furry and nice, and all of a sudden she bit the crap out of me. I had a scar and everything.