I'm thinking masturbation for the win....where you're never disappointed with your own performance...

And you can have as many orgasms as you can handle too!

Exactly!!!

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Does anyone else notice a pattern here?

You're so beautiful, Leigh. I like you, too. Please to marry me?????

You're such a smart azz!

I try....

With all the sex toys there are out there I would think if anyone wanted to be faithful to their spouse that they would just get a sex toy and make use of it instead of trying to find someone else. Buy the right toy and it's probably cheaper then going to bars, paying for hotel rooms or if you're really unlucky hospital bills from STD's. hahaha

I agree.

Tell ya something else you may or may not know...After you buy that toy, invite your partner to watch you play with it....Huge turn on, huge!!...Might even solve the problem

I do too, but it can't beat the real thing, which is rock hard with a silky feel

I used to listen to Joe Rogan's podcast and at one point he was sponsored by FleshLight so he got a bunch of FleshLights and at one point his wife walked in and said something like "Is that staying?" He commented on it saying it was as if she was threatened by it. Like it was her competition. hahaha

It's an interesting thing when you listen to his podcast and Kevin Smith's podcast who both had FleshLight as a sponsor. They talked about talking to their wives about the FleshLight and how they thought it was so gross that they would stick their dick in something like that. But it's no more gross than a girl sticking a rubber penis in her vagina. It's an interesting double standard.

Right you are!...It always amazes me when I hear the very men who are paying big bucks to watch exotic dancers, bad mouth them in the light of day....

Doesn't make much sense does it? Except it would be kind of hard to get a woman to dance naked for them while calling them whores in the club. Unless the girl is just so broken she'll do anything for money. Then it's just sad.

Hahaha...I'm pretty sure if they called dancers whores in most decent strip clubs they'd be bounced quicker than a cat can lick its azz....

So I gotta say:
No sex here for three years. Wife has medical issues that prevent it. So, three years of jerking off to porn really sucks man. If a chic looks in my general direction I get a stiffy. If she smiles I damn near bust a nut. Yeah the women in the porn videos are smokin hot but they can't interact with you other that what you imagine. I'm not a priest dammit I need some P***Y!!!!

Thank god your not a priest. Sounds like all the kids in your area would be in trouble. Then maybe there would be a Deliver us from evil 2 documentary made.