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| Topic: Any bored housewives fancy having their lawn mowed? | |
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I'm free this Saturday.
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I'm free this Saturday. I'd be up for that, unfortunately I'm not a house wife. Guess I'll have to do it myself, again. |
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07276717372 my comtact no
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Hey what a gent you are
I'll leave the money in the mailbox for ya 
Thankyou Ps.. my number is 555 555 5555 |
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Sure call me in about 40 years from this Saturday when I am six feet under!!! My number is the same as Candi's.
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Owww... I feel sorry for the guy now. Finally he's trying to do the right thing, to get his karma balanced and everyone rejects him!
That ain't really nice! I got a lawn, but it's too wet. But I'm sure he can also sweep the chimney, get rid of cobwebs and other simple chores. My heating needs to be looked at and I think my thermostat has gone noodle doodle. But that might be too complex. Surely we can come up with something so he can yin his yang and yang his yin? |
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YOU "Yin his Yang" !
I only like WOMEN ! 
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OH....
...And b(@)(@)bs! 
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YOU "Yin his Yang" ! I only like WOMEN !
He was asking women (housewives) and yet you feel called upon??? Maybe your yang needs to be yinned as well
And don't talk about me yinning someone's yang. It's the time of the month where I'm very susceptible to that. And FO with your b(@)(@)bs lol
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My YANG always needs to be Yinned !
lol Don't get your nipples in a twist ... {Unless you are into that sort of thing} 
But if you do i wanna see ? b(@)(@)bs ! 
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My YANG always needs to be Yinned ! lol Don't get your nipples in a twist ... {Unless you are into that sort of thing}
But if you do i wanna see ? b(@)(@)bs !
Ouch ... 
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It looked more like
b(-)(-)bs than b(@)(@)bs. Never trying that again!! |
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Why do i find that AROUSING ?
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Why is this offer only open to bored wives, why can't bored single women get their lawn mown? Doesn't sound very inclusive to me....
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Why do i find that AROUSING ?
Hahahahahaha, dunno, well, I do, but I take the fifth
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Why is this offer only open to bored wives, why can't bored single women get their lawn mown? Doesn't sound very inclusive to me....
Yeah, I'm quite p*ssed off about that too! And why bored? I ain't bored, but my lawn still needs some work, haha. I think we should get together and file an official complaint! |
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Why is this offer only open to bored wives, why can't bored single women get their lawn mown? Doesn't sound very inclusive to me....
Cause all the bored house husbands are paying him too lol. He has to take out the garbage too you know. That way the bored house husbands won't have to leave the couch and get nagged by their bored housewife. |
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Exactly. My lawn grows whether I'm bored or not. Where's the complaint form so I can sign???
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Exactly. My lawn grows whether I'm bored or not. Where's the complaint form so I can sign??? This should do: 
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