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You should know YOU started it
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Sorry romeo.....but i have to go take my prozac now.......WTF was this thead about again???????JK......
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What's up with that Gal? Is this like tag or hot potatoe with the thread jacking blame
...and here I was mindlessly riding my unicycle through the thread when what do I see but inner children playing and running amok... ...not wanting to miss the fun ... I peek in ... and now I have been saddled with the blame!!!!! EXCELLENT!!!! I hereby declare the manditory running amok ... much like the running of the bulls .....bring on the bulls!!!!! Ohhhhh I am giddy with power... |
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Alright Art ... woo hoo!!!!
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oh look ... I see a bull now .... must be a Taurus
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Did I hear a unicycle? or is it just my imagination?
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Oh ok, back to the topic. You are up there. Everybody is staring at you. Some person with a Bible is asking you questions. They are asking the same questions to the person beside you. You are shaking like a leaf. Somebody said there was a back door but didn't mention where it was at. You can hear some lady behind saying, "Oh, aren't they a cute couple." You hear one lady crying and it isn't till after the divorce that you figure out why. You repeat everything the preacher says to you like a parrot. You become conscious as the preacher asks you do you take this woman. You are thinking, hmmm, can you repeat the question. Of course, this is all in hindsight. Then you hear... infront of these witnesses...and you began to wonder if later at the divorce if there are more or less witnesses.
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Did you bring yours Jess?
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No, but I brought my marshmallow slingshot...
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ooh goody...that's even better
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what about bulls,, im one,, does that count??
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You may need to tuck your tail in, Thumper...that unicycle has been known to wobble every now and again..
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i cut that thing off a while ago,, when im in my pads it gets caught with my shoulder pad straps, so i would try to hook it to them,, and it kinda hurt,, so off it went
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ya think i can get a guy quicker if i looked like this
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I've never been married.
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OMG Kater!!
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Well? If i did a botox injection could i snag a guy?
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