I have been getting some scam emails on a fairly regular basis lately on my yahoo account and I just wanted to start this thread to share some of them. If you get any that are just sadly stupid then feel free to post them here.


Howdy! My name is Belva.
To start with, I have to that u def look beautiful on profile photos, I would regret forever if I didn't write and send this letter to u.
Anyway, u attracted me and I'd like know you a bit better. So, you already know my name, what else, I'm brunette, my eyes are big and they r green, I go to a gym so I stay in shape). I really think that u r very attractive person and to convince you that I'm not kidding, I am ready to attach some hot pics to my next letter, what u think?)
Hope to see u letter in my inbox soon)

I laughed at this one when it said my picture arrested their attention. I don't know where they think they saw my picture though. I bet if I had asked they never would have answwered.


Hi, I am Freeda!
Photo of urs on on dating site arrested my attention and that's why I decided to know more about you. I am sure you would not be against.
U r a very handsome pal and I really love boys who look like you. What's about me? My height is 177 cm. My birthday is on 27 of January. I'm blondie. I could share with you some of my extremely hot photos in a new message if u are interested in seeing them.
So, I wish you good luck and hope to receive a message from you soon.

This one was really bad and probably the worst I have ever gotten. It starts off readable and then it's like their brain shut down of the translator thing they were using just gave up.


Good day! I saw all of your image.
I'm keen on you a lot.
Let's talk!
I'm a female and only interested in a male
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Understand that none of these as far as I know are connected to anyone on here. Just random retard scam emails I get from time to time.

Funny stuff.

Don't worry, you're not the only 1 who gets them. Theres about 10 of these daft e-mails in my spam box every day, saying - " I saw your profile on Instagram, facebook, etc ? " A lot of crap! Want to know how they got my e-mail tho? Just do what I do and delete them without reading them? They are annoying tho!

Yes I get them to what I don't get though is my messenger is different then my email and I always get add requests. How do people know how to do that cause its way different?

I don't worry about them. I find them entertaining. But some of them are just really bad which makes them rather funny and that's why I decided to post them.

I don't know how they get you messenger name. Sometimes it seems like they just have a program that send out requests to random user names to see if they get a nibble or something. Kind of like those auto-dialer things. Know what I mean?

I never expected to get a scam email like this one. hahaha



How's it going sweetie!
Do u feel the spring coming? Don't you wanna be loved by smb, to always know that somebody is here, just like I do?
I'm pretty sure you are.
So, my name is Nidia. I'm young, pretty, wild, and free. What is more, I am I have no hang-ups and I got no bad habits.
I want to feel a man right close to me, which will satisfy me completely, you know what I mean , don't you?) So, if u feel the same way with me then I'm happy.
To carry conviction, I will add that I think that BDSM is attractive.)
I want to know you better and also I would like to exchange pictures with you (maybe even something erotic photographs).
I am sure we will make a good couple!
Don't think too long! I'm already waiting for you.
Nidia

I'm happy to see we gal pals aren't the only ones who receive this crap Lmao!

I've got to laugh at the - " No bad habits? " Sounds to me like her superman badge ( A Scottish term for p***y ) is munching the floorboards? Do what I do m8 and delete them without reading?

If I deleted them then I wouldn't have something to laugh at on occasion.