A young boy went up to his father and asked him, "Dad, what is the
difference between potentially and realistically?" The
father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother if she
would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars." Then ask your sister
if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and then, ask
your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come
back and tell me what you learn from that."

So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt
for a million dollars?" The mother replied, "Of course I would! We could
really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great
University!"

The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad
Pitt for a million dollars?" The girl replied, "Oh my God! I LOVE Brad
Pitt. I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?!?!?"

The boy then went to his brother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad
Pitt for a million dollars?" "Of course," the brother
replied. "Do you know how much a million bucks would buy?"

The boy pondered the answers for a few days, then went back to his dad.
His father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between
potentially and realistically?"

The boy replied, "Yes... Potentially, you and I are sitting on Three
Million Dollars. but Realistically,......... we're living with two Sluts
and a Queer."

man that was th funniest thing I've heard in a while!!!
keep 'em laughing...

That was good i'll have to tell the guys at work that one.

Omg,I'm still laughing so hard my stomach hurts
Too sweet.

Good one Kal, keep em coming!!!


Hippie

lmao

Kal I liked that
roflmao